Captain Zymmer: DEAL! I'll send the Wizards to you tommorrow and Michael Jordan too once we find him (probably in Chicago).
Captain Blake: Yeah, Dan Sneider always reminded me of that guy on Murphy Brown. I had a bad feeling last year with all those acquisitions. We sold our souls to the devil and didn't get an ounce of payback. Hockey's pretty big in DC too. We always make it to the play-offs and get our butts handed to us by the Penguins. I hope to God that Jagr doesn't turn out to be another Deon Sanders
Dave: No we haven't won anything, oh supporter of our arch-rivals Now that your favorite quarterback is eating apple sauce through a straw, who do you have lined up?
Steven: Yeah, every team goes through bouts of dark ages. I still remember our team in the 80s. At the end of last night's game I felt kinda like Apollo in ST:TOS. "Art Monk! Joe Theissman! John Riggins! I'm joining you!" How are the Leafs looking this year?
Kaiddin: Good question...