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Post nr 500: No spamming, and it features my greatest achievement!
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Post nr 500: No spamming, and it features my greatest achievement!
The darkness inside me is a lot scarier than the darkness out there....
So I'm getting one of those floating fortresses of death, eh? Well, THANKS Styro and Phoenix! But..since the USS Gambler is already taken, I'll go to the shipyard and get one built. Let's see...a little customization is in order...expanded hanger and cargo bays...more consumables. Yep that'll work.
Oops I forgot...she needs a name...hmmm...I've got it!! (lifts up a champange bottle and swings it at the bow
" I CHRISTEN THEE...THE
USS KIMBERLY STORMER!!!"
The crowd reacts:
"THE USS WHAT !?! "
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
hmmm, lets see, we got a frog and a catfish currently... maybe cajon season torpedoes or sumthin?Alright, that it. With all this dangerous wildlife floating around the Quadrants, I'm going to propose to Steve Long and Co. a supplement to SPACEDOCK; Weapons for Really Big Game Hunting .
-thia
KIRK: The.. away team.. will.. consist of.. Myself.. Dr. McCoy.. Mr. Spock.. and.. Ensign Freddy
ENSIGN FREDDY: Oh &@$%
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Ok, who forgot to make sure that Styro took his meds?
Personally, I think Styro's been mixing Klingon Bloodwine and Romulan Ale in the Saurian Brandy again...
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
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Ok...WHAT!?!
[QUOTE]Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
[B]Just wait untill we post the stats for Transwarp Perrryyy!!!
"What the heck?!?" you say? BUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Simple! Its Niether Ship Nor Station!
Size: .05
Resistance: 0
Armor: 1
Weapons: Cattle Prod
SpeeOriginally posted by Phantom
Ok...WHAT!?!
Modeled after Perrryyy himself!
A few notes: I'm 4'11" (I was born with Spina Bifida - we gotta work that in somehow!)
In college, a friend threatened to put miniature jets into the bottom of my canes to give me some lift - so I could fly to classes without having to walk!
Styro, being part Elaysian & rather ornery, can we lift my resistance to 999?
I wonder what alloy the Elaysian fleet uses for the construction of their ships... Hardheadonium maybe?
CLASS: Transwarp Perrryyy
TYPE: Ultra-High-Speed Psychotic Cybernetic Self-contained Deep Space Mobile Wheelchair From Heck
Size: .05 (4'11")
Resistance: 10 (Hard Head)
Armor: 5 Polyaluminum Foil Alloy
Weapons: Cattle Prod, Hyperspastic Nerf Torpedeos
Speed: Transwarp
With thanks to Styro for brainstorming
Great Ghu! I vanish for a while, and upon returning I find myself in the "Ice Cream Sundae" discussion from "Lucifer's Hammer"! I'm going to have to dust off my copy of Spacedock, and do some overgunned size 6 ship that can handle the USS Gambler. (Much like that Size 1 fighter I did w/ the Class X phasers... )Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
Tricobalt devices, Quantum Torpedeos, AGT Phaser Lance Cannons, Transphasic Torpedeos... These wern't devised to fight the Borg oh no.... These were developed to fight That Damn Fish(TM) and That Damn Frog(TM)....
That Damn Fish is TM WESAYSO, INC...
That Damn Frog is TM Thia-SAYSO, INC...
"If it ain't the Devil's music, you ain't doin' it right" -- Chris Thomas King
"C makes for an awfully long lever." - H. Beam Piper
Save your energy, cyberludite. I got a ship for you right here: The Meteor-Class Frigate Armed to the teeth, armored to the core and with multi-vector capability to boot. Just the thing to bring down that oversized battlewagon...Originally quoted by Cyberludite: I'm going to have to dust off my copy of Spacedock, and do some overgunned size 6 ship that can handle the USS Gambler. (Much like that Size 1 fighter I did w/ the Class X phasers... )
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
I'll just have to do it on a size 4 hull, then...Originally posted by Highway Hoss
Save your energy, cyberludite. I got a ship for you right here: The Meteor-Class Frigate Armed to the teeth, armored to the core and with multi-vector capability to boot. Just the thing to bring down that oversized battlewagon...
"If it ain't the Devil's music, you ain't doin' it right" -- Chris Thomas King
"C makes for an awfully long lever." - H. Beam Piper
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