"Why would you make an artificially intelligent toaster if you don't like toast?!"
Um, sorry.
An AI Tricorder would be something of a blast, actually. That touch of comedy needed during a rough time, for example.
"Lieutenant, try and scan for the Jem'Hadar," sez the commander.
"Hello! They shroud. I can't read them when they shroud! Why did they make you a commander?" snaps Mr. Tricorder.
"Shut up," Lieutenant hisses at his tricorder.
"Well, he's stupid if he thinks we're going to scan for Jem'Hadar with any success, although, hey, recalibrate me this way..."
Lieutenant does.
"Aahhh, that feels good."
"Can you scan for Jem'Hadar now?" Lieutenant, impatient.
"Of course not, weren't you listening? This just makes me vibrate in a way that feels good."
*grins*
The Doc
So you think, 'Might as well,
Dance a Tango to Hell,
at least I'll have Tangoed at all.'
-- "Rent," Jonathan Larson