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Thread: Captain Archer....and that damn Chair !!!

  1. #16
    Originally posted by Dan Stack
    See, the embarassing thing is, Enterprise left earth not fully ready... Phase cannons not installed, target sensors not calibrated, and just one toilet. Which required about twenty minutes to refill after a flush.

    Therefore, crew need to obtain a bathroom pass. On average you get a pass every 30 hours or so. And Archer has to share his with Porthos. So the reason he's so uncomfortable is he's holding it in. Big-time.
    Better than the Klingon ships!!! At least Enterprise has ONE toilet!

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    Cool

    And Archer has to share his with Porthos.
    Actually, Porthos has his own bathroom (Enterprise).
    Anyhoo, just some random thoughts...

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    Originally posted by REG

    Actually, Porthos has his own bathroom (Enterprise).
    Archer: "NO! Bad dog! I told you, not against the Warp Core!"
    The darkness inside me is a lot scarier than the darkness out there....

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    Cool

    The infamous last words before Enterprise is destroyed by an imminent warp core breach.
    Anyhoo, just some random thoughts...

    "My philosophy is 'you don't need me to tell you how to play -- I'll just provide some rules and ideas to use and get out of your way.'"
    -- Monte Cook

    "Min/Maxing and munchkinism aren't problems with the game: they're problems with the players."
    -- excerpt from Guardians of Order's Role-Playing Game Manifesto

    A GENERATION KIKAIDA fan

    DISCLAIMER: I Am Not A Lawyer

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    Out, damned chair!

    [FONT=century gothic]

    If you carefully look at some of the publicity photos, especially the bridge shots, you'll notice that Scott Bakula's toes just touch the floor, but his heels don't!

    Honest, he has to point his feet so that they touch the deck!

    *Sigh* nother screwup. In a Berman production, why am I not surprised?
    Rick

    "I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. I can only tell you the truth."

    -James T. Kirk
    "Errand of Mercy"

  7. #22
    As long as he doesn't start tugging down on his uniform every time he gets OUT of the chair, he'll be fine.

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