Or: 'Only one Q in the Hive' (slash! stab! for Discworld fans amoung you)Originally posted by Dan Gurden
Q-be.
A Borg cube appears out of nowhere, having assimilated a Q who let it happen 'just for fun'... But is now having problems regaining his individuality to break free.
'Qute' - The youngest crewmember (a Cadet or Ensign, probably) has a major crush on a member of the Q continuum. Antics ensue.