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  1. 04-03-2002, 01:59 PM #91
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth


    Ok, he dared me to post this so here goes...

    >>>Reaches out and vigorously crushes Borg Cube between her set of navigational defectors....



    Neeeext?
    Engineering crew: begin work on the Tachyon wonderbra immediately!
  2. 04-03-2002, 02:22 PM #92
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    >>>Reaches out and vigorously crushes Borg Cube between her set of navigational defectors....
    Navigational defectors?

    Does that mean they don't care which way they go?
  3. 04-03-2002, 02:30 PM #93
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    As the board's Borg representative, I have to say...

    Resistance is... MMPH! Woo!

    Fortunately, I was in my Borg Icosahedron. The cube is just for the underlings.

    Borg Advanced Infiltration Unit Report 528-47-LNB:

    Despite it's aesthetically perfect hull design, this entity 's sophisticated defense features make direct sensor analysis impossible.

    One pities any other entity this being chooses to engage... they are doomed. This Unit would assume that even rendezvous and docking procedures involve an unacceptable level of risk.

    Threat assessment: Extreme.
    Assimilation potential: Zero.
    Conclusion: Evade.

    *opens transwarp conduit and skedaddles*
    "It's hard being an evil genius when everybody else is so stupid" -- Quantum Crook
  4. 04-03-2002, 02:31 PM #94
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    Talking

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  5. 04-03-2002, 02:37 PM #95
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    Um...I'm sure there's a comment or two that could be made about shuttlebays and ingress/egress points, but I'm just not going to make them.

    Nope, nope, nope.
  6. 04-03-2002, 02:48 PM #96
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    Talking Resistance is... MMPH! Woo!

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  7. 04-03-2002, 02:52 PM #97
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    Talking Resistance is... MMPH! Woo!

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  8. 04-03-2002, 03:38 PM #98
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    What 'd I say?

    Waitaminnit...

    I'm in a jewel... in a necklace around Liz's neck... given that gravity works, jewels tend to dangle downwards, between...

    Omigawd...

    *higher thought functions cease*
    'squawwk!' 'bzzzt!' 'gleeeeeeeezzzzzzt!'
    110100110110001011011001100111011000101...01...01. ..01
    "Daisy, daisy..."
    "Will I dream?"
    *cerebral cortex explodes*
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  9. 04-03-2002, 04:36 PM #99
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    Re: Resistance is... MMPH! Woo!

    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Wise choice Ineti... Lest you suffer the same fate as SIRSIG or First Of Two....
    Momma didn't raise no fool.

    "He who runs away,
    Lives to ogle another day."

  10. 04-03-2002, 04:39 PM #100
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    Running away won't save you.
    "It's hard being an evil genius when everybody else is so stupid" -- Quantum Crook
  11. 04-03-2002, 04:41 PM #101
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    They can't be *that* big...can they?
  12. 04-03-2002, 05:23 PM #102
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  13. 04-03-2002, 05:57 PM #103
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    Picture ?

    Scroll back up and request a picture!

    If you´re of a mind to offering a picture, I´m of a mind of asking one

    Anyway, welcome to the boards, Liz !

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  14. 04-03-2002, 06:25 PM #104
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    Hello Liz.

    As a gentleman, I will not comment about your hull characteristics

    I have just looked at your profile, and I like your your order of
    intrests.

    I think Liz, that you should be given the Congressional Medal of Honour for keeping Styro under some form of control.


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    Will Fleet Admiral Mappin be conducting the wedding, with coverage beamed to all ships in the Fleet.
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  15. 04-03-2002, 07:26 PM #105
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