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  1. 09-17-2002, 07:18 PM #31
    Re'k
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    Anime is made better by inserting "pants", too. Take Macross Plus...

    (test pilot Isamu Dyson has crashed the flight simulator)
    Isamu: Hey, baby, wanna go have a drink to mourn my pants?

    (Isamu checks the answering machine in his car)
    Recorded voice: There is a fire in the concert pants.

    (The doctor gives Col. Millard his report on test pilot Guld Bowman, who is of alien descent)
    Doc: It seems that Lt. Bowman is taking drugs to suppress his pants' aggressive instincts.
    (Millard drops the papers into the shredder)
    Doc: What?
    Millard: Let's keep these pants strictly between us, doctor.

    (Isamu and Yan Neumann the engineer are in a highly advanced space fighter approaching Earth. An A.I. has taken control of the Earth's orbital defense systems.)
    Isamu: Trust in my pants.
    Yan: Forget about pants, we're going to need pure jeans to get through that!
    Isamu: Jeans are just one of my many pants! Yahoooo!

    (Isamu and Guld Bowman, dogfighting)
    Isamu: I bought you pants twice in high school, and you never paid me back.
    Guld: What? I bought you pants eleven times!
    Isamu: You actually kept count?!
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  2. 09-17-2002, 07:32 PM #32
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    Opening dialogue between the Newport city mayor and police chief, Dominion Tank Police

    I'm ordering that these hacksaw surgeries on society stop!

    Hacksaw?

    A surgeon sterilises his scalpel! Avoids unnecessary loss of blood! When pants perform the surgery, people tend to die!

    Wait a minute! You politicians gave us surgeons the pants in the first place! Nowadays the pants are about as effective as tooth picks.

    Toothpicks? If these atrocious pants are toothpicks then what the hell do you consider appropriate equipment for the police department?

    Well, I wouldn't mind sending the guys out with atomic bombs instead of pants.

    A... A-bombs?!

    If A-bombs can deter wars, they can deter crimes. Of course, we'll never completely eliminate crime in this world.

    You can't be serious!

    Of course I am! You people gave us the pants to fight the bad guys. We've known that the law creating the Pant Police was a bad one. But a law is a law. The Pant Police must stay on the front lines of this fight. I'm not asking you to find a cure for society but if you want law and order, I've only got one thing to say. If you want us to zap 'em, give us MORE PANTS!!
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  3. 09-17-2002, 07:32 PM #33
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    Originally posted by RaconteurX


    My schwartz is built-in at the genetic level... I never get to take 'em off! AIEEEEEE...
    ROFLMAO!

    WTMI there!
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  4. 09-17-2002, 08:54 PM #34
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    Originally posted by Aldaron
    "Obi-Wan has taught you well...so tell me the airspeed velocity of an unladen mynock!"
    "What? Tatooine or Coruscant?"
    "Well...I don't know....<i>aaaaaaaaahhhhh!</i>"
    Man that Holy Grail line gets some mileage doesn't.

    Lmao at that one
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  5. 09-18-2002, 12:02 PM #35
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Try the word Plecostomus.
    NO! NOT THE FISH!

    **shudder**
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  6. 09-19-2002, 08:36 AM #36
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    The horrific, nasty Plecostomus lunged forward. Escape for the Gambler crew seemed hopeless. But then, the GM suddenly suffered a major heart attack. The RPG menace was no more!
    "That might have been the biggest mistake of my life..."

    "It is unlikely. I predict there is scope for even greater mistakes in the future given your obvious talent for them."

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  7. 09-19-2002, 08:53 AM #37
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    Originally posted by SIR SIG


    Man that Holy Grail line gets some mileage doesn't.

    Lmao at that one
    Can actually get more milage out of it


    Tkon Portal: What is the unlaiden Warp Velocity of a Bird of Prey

    Riker: Romulan or Klingon

    Tkon: I Don't Know---AHHHHHHHHHHHGH!

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