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Thread: Okay, Okay... I need to pick your brains again...

  1. 06-25-2002, 02:03 AM #1
    AslanC
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    Okay, Okay... I need to pick your brains again...

    Sorry about that.

    ::notices Sir Sig::

    Hey hey! Put down that Kangaroo prod! I promise it will be a fun one... Honest...

    :: points off to one side::

    Say isn't that Yahoo Serious, Paul Hogan and Steve Irwin chasing Kylie Minogue? Go prod them.... Please

    Okay all kidding aside.

    I need a name for a Bordello.

    On the Deep Space Station 45 there is a Brothel. It needs a name.

    DanG and I came up with the Peppermint Lounge, but that sounded like a showroom or a strip club (which lead to the casino showroom being called The Latinum Lounge).

    So I am out of ideas and need your help... please?

    Semi-Serious ideas will be considered, but please feel free to crack jokes as well

    ::shouts to Sig::

    Save some of jacko Jackson for me!

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  2. 06-25-2002, 02:17 AM #2
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    Orion nights (well, Orions women are renowned for that, so it can only help for advertising)
    Body meld (from Quark's favourite holo, er, novel, Vulcan love slave )
    Delta Quadrant (Deltans do come from Delta, don't they ? )
    Deep Love Station 45 (replace Love with any word you see fit )
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  3. 06-25-2002, 04:39 AM #3
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    How about Madame Or's Holographic Massage?
    I don't care if you're a scientist or the captain of a garbage scow assigned to Ruh'ra Pente- you don't wait until your shields are mostly gone to start shooting back. If your enemy has already started hurling subatomic death at you, descression has ceased to be the better part of valor!
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  4. 06-25-2002, 07:16 AM #4
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    haha, see I laughed

    Subspace Nova (Nova for short)
    Subspace Shockwave
    The Blackhole

    oh many more... just add a stellar feature/event and you get some pretty good names.

    prod...
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  5. 06-25-2002, 07:33 AM #5
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    What the heck...

    The Warp Core...

    The Badlands...

    Deep Space 69?



    Seriously, try naming it after the proprietor/tress...

    Samantha's

    Jaqueline's

    Tony's (ok, maybe not that one!)

    Or look in your local independent/alternative newspaper (or the yellow pages under "massage" or "escort") and use the names of some real establishments...

    And maybe find somewhere to go on those long, lonely nights...



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  6. 06-25-2002, 09:11 AM #6
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    How about the Tender Trap

    Or (Wait for it)

    The Docking Port

    ::ducks::

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  7. 06-25-2002, 12:29 PM #7
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    The Orion SINdicate?
    The Risian Triangle? (use your imagination on that one)
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  8. 06-25-2002, 12:31 PM #8
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    La Grange

    From an actual cathouse in Texas that ZZ Top got the name of their song from. Also, if your starbase happens to be at the Lagrange point between a planet and its moon, all the better!

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  9. 06-25-2002, 01:43 PM #9
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    The Dewdrop Inn

    Rendezvous and Docking

    Sensored

    Par'mach Place

    Condition Pink

    The All Hands On Deck

    4-Play (If it's on deck 4)

    The Plush Princess

    The Green Room (If it's got Orion girls)

    Section 69

    The Erogenous Zone

    The OOH-marion Nebula

    Miranda's Place

    Excelsior!

    okay, that's enough.
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  10. 06-25-2002, 04:39 PM #10
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    Thanks so very much guys! So far there are some really funny names there

    Risian Triangle... heh-hee!

    Okay I should point out that the serious ones should be a bit classy as well. This is a high quality joint after all
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  11. 06-25-2002, 05:56 PM #11
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    Nookie Nebula
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    sorry...
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  12. 06-25-2002, 08:27 PM #12
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    House of the Binary Star system (going for the House of the Rising Sun angle)

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  13. 06-28-2002, 03:58 PM #13
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    Crap on a cracker... nothing is jumping out at me

    How about I name it after its' madame?
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  14. 06-28-2002, 05:01 PM #14
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    I don't think "Crap on a Cracker" is going to attract the clientele you're looking for, unless of course your clientele are giant alien flies.
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  15. 06-28-2002, 05:12 PM #15
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    How about the Azure Nebula?

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