Okay, Okay... I need to pick your brains again...

[spyone]

Well, if Human operated, the House (or Palace) of Earthly Delights.
If not, perhaps Unearthly Delights.

Once, on a dare, I answered a friend's phone saying "Thank you for calling Madame Woo's Bar, Grill, and House of Earthly Delights. This is Sam the bartender, how may I help you?"
The voice on the other end blasphemed, then asked for Jason.

[Perrryyy]

off topic: On occasion my Dad will answer "Joe's Mule Barn".

I'm partial to "Morey's Morgue, you kill em, we chill em!" (I think I picked that up from a guy at Scout camp whose last name was Morey).

Originally posted by spyone

Once, on a dare, I answered a friend's phone saying "Thank you for calling Madame Woo's Bar, Grill, and House of Earthly Delights. This is Sam the bartender, how may I help you?"
The voice on the other end blasphemed, then asked for Jason.

[SIR SIG]

Originally posted by Antonsb214
I don't think "Crap on a Cracker" is going to attract the clientele you're looking for, unless of course your clientele are giant alien flies.

ROTFLMAO

Who knows, some people might be drawn to it like moths to a flame.

[Capt Daniel Hunter]

Originally posted by SIR SIG


ROTFLMAO

Who knows, some people might be drawn to it like moths to a flame.

And let's not analyse the motivations of those particular persons too deeply

I mean, each to their own and all, but eeeeeuuuuuuu .... !!!!

[Dandelionhead]

How about a Zero-Gravity cathouse called "The Gee Spot"?

"Bordello 5, the last, best hope for..." (the last part of that particular Okudagram is always broken, of course).

For a holodeck escort service: "Holodates".

For a holodeck cathouse where customers get to fool around with famous historical figures: "Madame Tussaud's" (from the famous wax museum, as well as the madam's name).

-Dan

[Phoenix]

If you use any thing form ST:TAS, How about the Cait House?
Roman theme: Aphrodite’s
Holodeck: The People You Never Knew
Humor: MacDonald’s - You get IT your way (I know that’s the BK saying, but hey the 20 th Century was a long time ago)
Nice & Simple: Heaven, Paradise, Elysium, etc...

Another idea you might want to try is any number of p**n sites from all over the web, or any number of locations from Nevada (start with a search for 'Mustang Ranch')

It also might help to know where DS45 is located.

[Fortunae]

Close Encounters

The Skin Dock

First Contact

Zeno Philia's Passion Parlor

The Bulkhead

The Escape Pad

[AslanC]

Originally posted by Phoenix
It also might help to know where DS45 is located.

Is going to be located near the south west side of the Federation, just south of the Cardassians, right inbetween the Talarians and the Tzenkethi.

I really need help with this as I have no ideas what to call it and funny names aside, I am looking for something classy.

[Captain Leana Craig]

As your station is called Paradise Station, why not call it Paradise found.

[AslanC]

Yeah I thought of that, but I think it is too...I dunno.. Neon sign Las Vegas...

I am thinking of going with Le Jardin...

That means "The Garden" in french.

That way the girls & guys can be called "flowers" or some such or Something like that.

[Perrryyy]

Originally posted by Captain Leana Craig
As your station is called Paradise Station, why not call it Paradise found.

I know Aslan isn't looking for tacky, but when I read this my knee-jerk reaction was "Innocence Lost".

[Dan Gurden]

Originally posted by Perrryyy
off topic: On occasion my Dad will answer "Joe's Mule Barn".

A while back, I found out that someone had posted my mobile number to an advert in a shop window in London... Whether on purpose or by accident... I promptly found myself the subject for some very strange calls, expecially considering the services offered in the Advert...

So eventually I began answering the phone in strange ways. Some of the more memorable;

"DCI Gurden." (As in Detective Chief Inspector)...
"Reverend Gurden, gods work is my business."

and the most memorable was when my friend picked up the phone and pulled an Al Pacino impression, colourful metaphors and all down the phone...

Oddly, the calls stopped after a while...

[Knightsfyre001]

Don't have a name for you -- but the advert line "Vulcan Love Slaves -- All Nude, All the Time!" started bouncing through my head as I read the posts...

[Balok]

How about "The Crimson Club". Relatively low-key, but the meaning is clear to anyone shopping.

[Capt.Hunter]

Once heard someone I knew answer the phone with:

"Hello, War Office - want a fight?"