"But no matter how many times I tell my PC that I an British and use British english it still picks up the British spelling for Americanisation... Damn Microsoft!"
Just in case that's actually the case, can't you just set English/UK as your default language in your word processor? WordPerfect'll do it; I'm assuming Word will too...
If you were joking, disregard...
"War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
John Stuart Mill