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  1. 09-30-2002, 09:59 AM #1
    Liz Not Beth
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  2. 09-30-2002, 12:07 PM #2
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    Heheheheheheh....
    "War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."

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  3. 09-30-2002, 12:12 PM #3
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    LOL!

    That's just cruel!
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  4. 09-30-2002, 01:08 PM #4
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    Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
    Roses Are Red
    Violets Are Blue
    So You Were Injured On The Job...
    Please Don't Sue!


    Styro, now you are the boss you might be needing some of those.
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    oh so cruel... ROTHLMAO
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    The Aisle of Hallmark I Wish Existed (Otherwise known as 'Oh Crap, now that my family is on speaking terms, I have to buy them cards.')

    "Happy Father's Day! (Still Gay, Still Not Your Fault!)"

    "Congratulations on the birth of your second child, sis! (Now please explain to ma and pa how me and the boyfriend can't make another grandchild, Showoff)."

    "Happy Birthday, Brother-in-(Bigot!)-Law! Hunted and killed anything for your birthday yet, you hate-spewing yokel?"

    "Happy Mother's Day! (Still Gay, Still Not Your Fault, Blame Dad!)"

    And a Wedding Announcement that mentions there will be no reception following the ceremony, as there will be no ceremony, cause we're not allowed. We're just rubbing it into your face that we're happy together no matter how much you disapprove. In fact, because of it.

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    Dance a Tango to Hell,
    at least I'll have Tangoed at all.'
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  10. 10-01-2002, 07:40 AM #10
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    While not as rude as the others, I was always partial to the one that goes:

    Quasars shift red
    Hot stars burn blue
    Space is warped
    And so are you!
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