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  1. 10-07-2002, 11:55 PM #1
    NobAkimoto
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    Attention Loyal Denizens of Cyberspace.

    In the tradition set forth by His Majesty Emperor Norton I, Emperor of America, and the Protector of Mexico, I, Noboru Akimoto, answering to the overwhelming requests of the denizens of cyberspace, hereby declare myself Emperor of the World Wide Web, and in virtue of the powers vested in me hereby order all representatives of Web Sites all over the internet to gather at the X-wing Legacy Forums on the 1st of November. At this meeting we shall labor to create a set of strict, but just laws in order to bring about the end of the chaos and evils plaguging our land, and to create confidence in our ability to act both responsibly and freely both online and off.

    Please repost this whereever you can. Thank you.

    Noboru I, Emperor of Cyberspace, and Protector of Peer to Peer Networking.

    (As for the referrence, please refer to Emperor Norton I, and his reign over the United States during his time as Emperor in the mid 19th century.)
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  2. 10-08-2002, 12:38 AM #2
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    Laws?

    Peer-to-peer?

    Doesn't seem to mix for me, your highness

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  3. 10-08-2002, 05:20 AM #3
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    Empire of Cyberspace, hmmm

    Electrons be free, anyone,


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  4. 10-08-2002, 06:10 AM #4
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    Information wants to be free anyway. I hereby crown myself king of doorknobs and emperor of words that begin with a K.


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  5. 10-08-2002, 09:19 AM #5
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    Originally posted by KillerWhale
    Information wants to be free anyway. I hereby crown myself king of doorknobs and emperor of words that begin with a K.

    And I am High Champion of the Sacred Words Nyeh, Yawombie, and Gala-gala-gohroooool!

    Sorry, just a little Pythonic humor there...
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  6. 10-08-2002, 09:20 AM #6
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    Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
    ...And Liz shall be our official Goddess!
    I'll second that motion!

    mmm.....motion.....drool
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    And who will be queen of Perky goths and Lesbian Trills?

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    Will His Imperial Majesty be issuing fundage for his Loyal Citizens? Will they be in Simoleons?

    Personally I always loved Emp. Norton (proximity to San Francisco, donchaknow), so I am willing to follow a worthy successor.

    I shall be watching your progress with a keen eye...
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  12. 10-08-2002, 10:27 AM #12
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    Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
    ...And Liz shall be our official Goddess!
    My wife says I shouldn't worship false idols.

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    Kibo rules over cyberspace, Noboru. Job's taken.

    But hey, if you want to play god-emperor, go ahead. As Kibo says, "You're Allowed."
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  14. 10-08-2002, 12:29 PM #14
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    ...and as your Offical Goddess I hereby declare you NUTZ!
    (in his best Groucho Marx voice...)

    That wouldn't be the first time, sweetheart.

    (insert eyebrow waggle)

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  15. 10-08-2002, 01:00 PM #15
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