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  1. 10-31-2002, 04:17 PM #31
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    Re: When Universal Powers Collide PT 1. (AKA "Liz In The Morning")

    Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
    (DEEP SPACE)
    We see a huge dark shape moving with deadly grace. The massive cube arcs over our heads... Looking for somthing.

    Suddenly a tractor beam lashes out!

    CUBE: We are Borg. Resistance Is Futile. Lower Your Shields And Prepare To Be Assimilated.

    >IBG SHIP< We are IBG. We Require Coffee. Lower YOUR Shields and Prepare To Be Boarded.

    CUBE: Coffee Is Irrelevent. You Will Be Assimilated.

    >IBG SHIP<: Assimilation Is Irrelevent. We Require Coffee. Hot.

    CUBE: Coffee Is Irrelevent. You Will Prepare For Assimilation.

    >IBG SHIP<: (siiiigh) *opens fire with Ultimate Weapon Of Death And Destruction (TM)(Patent Pending)*

    (the borg cube explodes into many fragments and the plucky IBG ship zooms away whistling a merry tune...)

    wow!

    Is blowing the Borg to bits an IBG power?
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  2. 10-31-2002, 04:18 PM #32
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    Originally posted by Capt.Hunter
    Shouldn't that be Ultimate Weapons of Death and Destruction?

    Pray she doesn't come across the Enterprise...

    Picard: We don't have any coffee - will Earl Grey do?

    Lizcutus of IBG: NO!!!

    IBG vaporizes the Enterprise and warps off sulkily...
    LOL

    Probably Moccha mint might do the trick.

    Thanks for the laughs guys
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  3. 10-31-2002, 04:22 PM #33
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    Hmmm... but with all that desruction, they still didn't get any coffee.

    Now, milk they've got...
    “I am a soldier. I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight.”

    General George S. Patton, Jr.
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  4. 10-31-2002, 06:27 PM #34
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    *INCOMING TRANSMISSION*

    To: First of Two, primary autonomous infiltration drone, Sector 001
    From: Borg Queen
    cc: all Drones
    Re: IBG Collective vessels


    Assimilation Cube 839 has located an uninhabited planet in Sector 162. This planet contains coffee resources capable of producing 178,945,988,121,902 liters of coffee.

    The location of this planet shall be divulged to any IBG Collective vessel encountered in exchange for information on the location of unaligned (non-Collective) IBG resources.

    That is all.

    *END TRANSMISSION*
    "It's hard being an evil genius when everybody else is so stupid" -- Quantum Crook
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  5. 10-31-2002, 06:43 PM #35
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  6. 10-31-2002, 06:51 PM #36
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    178,945,988,121,902 liters...
    I think we should add 45 liters, just so it ends in 47
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  7. 10-31-2002, 11:37 PM #37
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    First year, not bad...not bad at all. Thia and I are happy for you.
    Phoenix...

    "I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity,
    but maybe we should just remove all the safety lables and let nature take it's course"

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  8. 11-01-2002, 10:07 AM #38
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    Congratulations you two!!!!


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    10 years after the Dominion war, A new race, threaten the safety of the Federation......


    THE DOMI-NATION

    Lead By The FOAMERS, Shapeless morphing creatures, no one has ever laid eyes on one, and lived.

    and thier shock troops

    The Liz'Hadar

    Merciless soldiers whose high speed gyrations and tantric-truck washings have been known to give a sentient an anorism at 100 meters.

    What can save the Federation this time! A desperate plan to try and Harness "That Damn Fish"...

    Coming soon to UPN


    Star Trek: Once More to the Well


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  9. 11-01-2002, 01:52 PM #39
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    Talking

    Don't forget the Breen/Malon federation of garbage trucks on ice!
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  10. 11-01-2002, 04:26 PM #40
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    Congratulations! Many more!
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  11. 10-31-2003, 06:10 AM #41
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    Talking

    Happy 2nd Anniversary!!
    The darkness inside me is a lot scarier than the darkness out there....
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  12. 10-31-2003, 07:52 AM #42
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    Ditto
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  13. 10-31-2003, 09:23 AM #43
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    Goes the same for me too.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

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  14. 10-31-2003, 10:24 AM #44
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  15. 10-31-2003, 03:51 PM #45
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    Happy anniversary, you wacky kids! Many happy returns!

    mactavish out.
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