Sorry about the screaming, but
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
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Happy Anniversary, Plastic Man And Irish Breast Goddess!!!!!
Sorry about the screaming, but
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
The darkness inside me is a lot scarier than the darkness out there....
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Congrats guys!
(Liz, don't kill him this year!)
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I didn't want to bring this up, but....Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
Thank you... Hope for many many more!
Years... not IBGs... One is enough!
You do plan to have kids some day, right?
People of the boards, pray it's a boy!!
The darkness inside me is a lot scarier than the darkness out there....
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Goodnesss help the universe if there's...People of the boards, pray it's a boy!!
IBG: The Sequel!
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Happy Anniversary!!
Davy Jones
"Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
-- The Wizard of Oz
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IBG III: The Conquest
Setting: Earth, mid 21st century.
The Concept: Styro and Liz were fruitful and multiplied. Due to some strange genetic / probability quirk, they had only girls. Lots of girls.
These offspring inherited dominant traits, and became IBG's in their turn. They went out and captured other Styros. The trends continued.
By the third generation, IBG's numbered in the dozens.
Then, noting the great value of IBG-ness, persons unknown made an ill-conceived, disastrous attempt to distill the 'essence' of IBG-ness.
Instead, the process created an airborne, contagious IBG-virus which rewrote the DNA and altered the personalities of female victims, turning them into IBG's.
Today: Chaos. High-speed naked dancing in the streets. Tantric sex. Topless truck-washing. Tantric truck-washing. Styrofoam used for EVERYTHING.
Poster copy: "In a world of IBG's, mankind faces it's deepest desires... and darkest fears."
Coming soon to a theater near you.
"It's hard being an evil genius when everybody else is so stupid" -- Quantum Crook
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...and there I was, thinking there could be nothing worse than Leonard Nimoy singing....
LMAO, First of Two!!
The darkness inside me is a lot scarier than the darkness out there....
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And then the IBG, progeny of Styro and the original IBG, tried to take over the Earth... they narrowly succeeded, and some of them, after this temporary setback, escaped in a sleeper ship...
And 300 years later, a starship discovered the USS Styrofoam Bay...
The Wrath of the IBG
"The main difference between Trekkies and Manchester United fans is that Trekkies never trashed a train carriage. So why are the Trekkies the social outcasts?"
Terry Pratchett
ROFLMAO
We are the IBG of LizNotBeth
You will be assimilated!
Your biological distinctiveness will be integrated into our own!
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Evasive maneuvers!Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
STAR TREK XI: THE WRATH OF LIZ:
(The Enterprise B encounters a small sleeper ship in deep-space.)
CAPTAIN HARRIMAN SQUINTS, STRUGGLING TO READ THE HULL OF THE SLEEPER SHIP...
HARRIMAN: S.S. StyroTech Bay.... I.B.G.-032E
ENSIGN SULU: I.B.G?Irish Breast Goddess!
HARRIMAN: MY! GOD! Shields! SHIELDS!
(To be continued)
The IBG's warp nacelles are about to crush us!
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