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  1. 12-12-2002, 03:11 PM #1
    odoital
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    Wink Spy Report: New Enterprise Episode

    Spies have gleaned the plot of a new episode of Enterprise set to air on 12-25:

    T'Pol is kidnapped and sent into slavery on a cold, barren wasteland. The planet, HoHoHo'th which will eventually be taken over by Klingons and renamed Rura Penthe, is base to a villian who very old and favors wearing the color red. T'Pol is mistakenly identified as Slyvanni, a race who are known for their manufacturing skills and for being docile and is sentence to make small mechanisms for the youth in the warmer tropical climes of HoHoHo'th (later this tropical area is destoyed). This story also ties into the temporal cold war, since the main villian has a stolen 28th century transwarp sled which allows him to visit the millions of youth on the planet in one night. Archer has the moral dilemma of facing off with a villain who on one hand, enslaves the Slyvanni and on the other hand makes kids happy...
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  2. 12-12-2002, 03:52 PM #2
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    ROFLMAO!

    Very good odo!
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  3. 12-12-2002, 04:02 PM #3
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    Thanks Perrryyy... Actually, the scary thing is with Berman and Braga at the helm IT COULD HAPPEN! Yikes!

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  4. 12-12-2002, 04:58 PM #4
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    Thanks Perrryyy... Actually, the scary thing is with Berman and Braga at the helm IT COULD HAPPEN! Yikes!
    Ya know, I was thinking the very same thing...
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  5. 12-12-2002, 05:15 PM #5
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    Nope, not a chance.
    Unless the workers on Hohoho'th are supposed to take very frequent decontamination showers (or that, due to the climatic conditions in the tropical zone, they all have to wear bikinis)
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  6. 12-12-2002, 07:59 PM #6
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    But think of T'Pol in a very COLD environment... Hmmnnn
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  7. 12-12-2002, 10:44 PM #7
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    Cool

    T'Pol...
    in frigid environment...
    in tight uniform...
    in prison...
    in bondage...

    Gee, odoital, what could you possibly be imagining?

    P.S. I'd ask Liz to discipline you but you might find that enjoyable.
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  8. 12-13-2002, 04:28 AM #8
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    Uh oh. I think you might provoke another smiting. Smitings have been on the rise, lately.
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  9. 12-13-2002, 06:02 AM #9
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    Smiting is a sure sign that Christmastime is near, and I'm in the "Bah! Humbug!" Scrooge mood.
    Anyhoo, just some random thoughts...

    "My philosophy is 'you don't need me to tell you how to play -- I'll just provide some rules and ideas to use and get out of your way.'"
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  10. 12-13-2002, 11:09 AM #10
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    I swear I meant nothing Reg... No rising here... uhmmm... Nope.

    And both Scrooge and the Grinch were big disappointments... They embraced the 'spirit'... BAH HUMBUG!
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  11. 12-13-2002, 02:29 PM #11
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  12. 12-13-2002, 02:30 PM #12
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    You DID say you enjoyed a good smiting!

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  13. 12-13-2002, 06:32 PM #13
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    I have two points to make here... Uhmm... T'pol's... ears?

    I feel I shall be smot.
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  14. 12-14-2002, 12:14 AM #14
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    That's just WRONG!!!!
    *full body shiver*
    I think I'm gonna be sick...
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    What about T'Pol's ears?

    All of a sudden I have this image of T'Pol lying on the rack and her torturers are stretching her ... ahem ... ears.

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    Anyhoo, just some random thoughts...

    "My philosophy is 'you don't need me to tell you how to play -- I'll just provide some rules and ideas to use and get out of your way.'"
    -- Monte Cook

    "Min/Maxing and munchkinism aren't problems with the game: they're problems with the players."
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