The film opens with some really annoying credits that make the audience's eyes hurt.
After the credits, we see a double-dream sequence of a bottle floating in space. This confuses the audience to no end.
Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are filmed too dark to see things clearly.
Here, we see the TNG crew. They are at an Archology confrence. This scene is lame.
During this scene, Picard whines about Hangnails.
The crew is then interrupted! As a result, the TNG crew must Retrieve the shaving cream molocule. Thus, beginning their mission.
When they arrive at this mission, Data dosn't report in for his 3000Ly oil change and seizes up. This scene is embarrassing.
But suddenly, there is an action scene involving Riding animals! This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short, unfortunately.
Later on, Picard finds out that The shaving cream molocule is a plot to overthrow the Federation, and thus the plot of the film finally begins.
Soon, a member of the TNG crew talks to Ensign #3 from "Best of both worlds", who is recognized by many TNG fans, though this person doesn't really help the plot.
Then, Anazal, the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But Anazal is not REALLY that bad, because want nationalized health care.
The crew then learns that Planet X is in grave danger! And they must come to the rescue!
A few minutes later, there is an embarrassing scene where Data sings 'The Alka seltzer Jingle.' The audience groans.
And later, Worf is even more embarrassing because he must wear a dress. This ticks off many Klingon fans in the audience.
Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, hallucinates about crashing the Enterprise. Unfortunately it doesn't help the plot.
A little later, The camera focuses on Data and you here an Ticking in his Engine. The audience doesn't laugh, however.
Picard and his Away Team beams to the Rain Forrest. Which looks almost cinematic, but not quite.
Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film.
Soon, the audience gets a feeling of Deja Vu. Because Detante between the Romulans and the Federatiopn. This seems verrrry familiar...
Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'Ah Crap!' Nerds in the audience think this is cool and edgy.
The crew discovers that Anazal has a ubidium space modulator! This makes things very dangerous!
Then, one of the crewmembers says 'Ah Crap!' Even though this makes no sense.
In their attempts to stop Anazal, A Fleet battle. This looks really cool... but doesn't stop Anazal.
Soon, Riker shoots at Anazal. But this accomplishes absolutely nothing.
There is a final showdown in a nebula called the donut ring. In a fit of rage, Anazal attempts to activate his ubidium space modulator! Time is running out, so Picard beams over and attempts to stop him.
Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills Anazal by Repeated bashes about the face. Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily Crusher saves Picard at the last moment.
Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this mission, Picard has resolved his problems with Hangnails. Picard then gives a boring speech about the rights of all sentients.
The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space.
The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack.
THE END
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