okay....
This started off serious... but then declined rapidly.
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Star Trek:Redemption
Written By:Mark Townshend
The film opens with some really annoying credits that make the audience's eyes hurt.
After the credits, we see stars falling from the sky. This confuses the audience to no end.
Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are filmed too dark to see things clearly.
Here, we see the TNG crew. They are bungy jumping. This scene is lame.
During this scene, Picard whines about his new first officer.
The crew is then interrupted! As a result, the TNG crew must wipe of the tribbles. Thus, beginning their mission.
When they arrive at this mission, Data returns from the dead!. This scene is embarrassing.
But suddenly, there is an action scene involving a tribble in the jefferies tubes! This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short, unfortunately.
Later on, Picard finds out that the tribbles are controlled by the borg, and thus the plot of the film finally begins.
Soon, a member of the TNG crew talks to Julian Bashir, who is recognized by many TNG fans, though this person doesn't really help the plot.
Then, Tofu, the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But Tofu is not REALLY that bad, because is just following his natural urges.
The crew then learns that Earth is in grave danger! And they must come to the rescue!
A few minutes later, there is an embarrassing scene where Data sings 'Pop!.' The audience groans.
And later, Worf is even more embarrassing because he lands in apile of tribbles. This ticks off many Klingon fans in the audience.
Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, strokes a tribble. Unfortunately it doesn't help the plot.
A little later, the tribbles fall of Picard. The audience doesn't laugh, however.
Picard and his Away Team beams to the sandpit. Which looks almost cinematic, but not quite.
Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film.
Soon, the audience gets a feeling of Deja Vu. Because tribbles fall on picard. This seems verrrry familiar...
Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'crap!!' Nerds in the audience think this is cool and edgy.
The crew discovers that Tofu has a tribble creator! This makes things very dangerous!
Then, one of the crewmembers says 'Awww!' Even though this makes no sense.
In their attempts to stop Tofu, the enterprise explodes. This looks really cool... but doesn't stop Tofu.
Soon, Riker shoots at tribbles. But this accomplishes absolutely nothing.
There is a final showdown in a nebula called collaron. In a fit of rage, Tofu attempts to activate his tribble creator! Time is running out, so Picard beams over and attempts to stop him.
Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills Tofu by stomping on him. Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily Worf saves Picard at the last moment.
Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this mission, Picard has resolved his problems with his new first officer. Picard then gives a boring speech about nature.
The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space.
The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack.
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later days!
Mark
'Wish I could Help you....Wish I could tell you,
That I am real, I'm not something you invented,
That I'm not everything you want me to be.'
'And I am...Ageless. And I am....Invincible.'