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"hull Breach On Decks 5-7! Damage Control! Get Those Breaches Sealed!"
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Hilarious! More please!
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Flexible Poly-Filament Restraining Cable (Bailing Wire): Used primarily to effect temporary repairs to fallen beams and conduit runs. Often used in conjunction with S.P.I.T. to reseal and re-secure cracked and fallen coolant piping. Requires repair skill to use.
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How about:
General-purpose Utilitarian Material (GUM): Used primarily as a temporary adhesive.
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A.P.A.T.: All-Purpose Activation Tool (Wrench); Used to get systems working once all possible external repairs have been done, and the system STILL refuses to reactivate.
A favorite method of all my gamers, especially if their playing a Russian character.
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Yes, but Duranium/ULTRITIUM utility tape??!!! To patch exploded consoles?? Isn't ultritium an explosive (the stuff the fish ambassador had in TNGs "Manhunt")? Also used by Sisko and co. to blow up the White factory in "Behind the Lines"? No wonder the Gambler crew are considered the "worst of the worst"!!
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Manual Heavy Duty Fulcrum Device (Pry Bar):
A multi-function tool used when powered tools are unavailable, can be used to open jammed doors and turbolift shafts, shift position of heavy objects, assist in breaking stones, open stuck hatches, and in extreme cases can be used as a kinetic energy weapon.
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Magnatomic-dermal-regenerative-adhesion-pad (Band-aid) stick it to boo-boos and watch them go away..... Now in colorful designer prints.....
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C.O.A.T. Hangar
Contoured Outreach Accessibility Tool (C.O.A.T. Hangar): This tool is designed to act as an extension of the user's grasping appendage to access components which are out of normal reach. It has also been used on occasional to manually override shuttlecraft hatches from the exterior after many a luckless pilot had forgotten the code keys for the lock.
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