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  1. 01-30-2003, 11:26 AM #1
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    Engrish Two Towers Captions

    This is hilarious.

    Just go here.
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  2. 01-30-2003, 01:36 PM #2
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    Buying an English dictionary might do the trick
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  3. 01-31-2003, 11:57 AM #3
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    "Bring your pussy face to my ass", is pretty much authentic Tolkein though isn't it?
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  4. 01-31-2003, 12:04 PM #4
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    Originally posted by Greg Smith
    "Bring your pussy face to my ass", is pretty much authentic Tolkein though isn't it?
    I'm sure it's in the text somewhere. Maybe not in that exact order of letters....

    Either that, or PJ took waaay more liberties with the text than previously mentioned.
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    NOBODY toasts a dwarf!
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  6. 02-02-2003, 08:17 AM #6
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    Mmm, toasted Dwarf, with jam. And tea. Delicious.
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    Yet more Engrish for great justice.
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    Originally posted by Greg Smith
    "Bring your pussy face to my ass", is pretty much authentic Tolkein though isn't it?
    Went and saw the movie again tonight, and damned if it didn't sound like Gimli said that during the battle with the warg riders. He says it to the one that ends up pinning him down.
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  9. 02-09-2003, 01:20 AM #9
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    thank you for posting that, it was just what I needed.

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  10. 02-09-2003, 06:55 AM #10
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    I have a new one too...these are great!
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  11. 02-10-2003, 03:50 AM #11
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    Aawww Cybrludite, I was just going to post the link!
    There's also a "Flancais" site hiding somewhere on the net but I can't seem to find it anymore :/.
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