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Thread: I'm sorry...I...just....can't........help.........it!

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    I'm sorry...I...just....can't........help.........it!

    I nearly wet myself with this...

    http://www.theonion.com/onion3902/kim_jong_ii.html

    When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for others.

    It's the same when you are stupid...

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    So, when does Colin Powell break out his Voltron battlesuit? That was too funny.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Talking

    Good thing we've got these guys on our side. Set your Y-racks to auto-fire, and get to the recall point, on the bounce!
    "If it ain't the Devil's music, you ain't doin' it right" -- Chris Thomas King

    "C makes for an awfully long lever." - H. Beam Piper

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    Hahahahaha

    Next thing you'll tell me is that the Japanese are converting the hulk of the Yamato into a Starship



    Very Funny

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    Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
    SHHHH!!! That's classified!

    Also tell no one that America is building the First Warp Five starship somewhere in Montana.


    Let me drive

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    Hey, the Taxi drivers are the ones you have to worry about.

    Just because i drive my truck like i'm flying an X-Wing is no reason not to let me try, On the contrary i think it qualifies me!

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    Originally posted by Karg
    Hey, the Taxi drivers are the ones you have to worry about.

    Just because i drive my truck like i'm flying an X-Wing is no reason not to let me try, On the contrary i think it qualifies me!
    The darkness inside me is a lot scarier than the darkness out there....

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