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  1. 02-12-2003, 04:02 PM #1
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    Talking Oxymorons

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  2. 02-12-2003, 06:27 PM #2
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    Good pain.
    Bad sex.
    Ugly American.
    Native American. (even the Amerinds are immigrants)

    and there's a whole lot of funny ones you can make about varied countries, but I won't, as they might be considered political.

    Oh, I guess I could make some for universally hated groups...

    Nazi Diplomat.
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  3. 02-12-2003, 07:37 PM #3
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  4. 02-12-2003, 09:50 PM #4
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    Military Intelliegence???? I resemble that remark.

    My favorite is when people use the phrase "exactly the same".

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  5. 02-15-2003, 11:40 AM #5
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    Drat...

    Shoulda got here sooner!

    How about:

    Petty cash
    Fast food (which is typically neither)
    Peacekeeper missile
    Civil service
    Justifiable homicide
    Hurry up and wait (very annoying military-ism)
    Lightweight

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  6. 02-15-2003, 07:14 PM #6
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    Heh. I'd dispute number 13. The most common response when I go on site is for the contact to crane their neck upwards and say something like, "You're the computer guy?" (Granted, I look more like a Hell's Angel than a jock. Either way, I don't look like the stereotypical geek.)
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  9. 02-20-2003, 07:21 AM #9
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    Originally posted by Robbert Raets
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    Cynic. I don't see either of these as oxymorons.
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    Oxymoron: A pimple cream for idiots.
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  12. 02-21-2003, 05:30 AM #12
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    Originally posted by Ineti
    Cynic. I don't see either of these as oxymorons.
    So sex is easy? What's your secret?
    The darkness inside me is a lot scarier than the darkness out there....
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  13. 02-21-2003, 08:01 AM #13
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    Originally posted by Robbert Raets
    So sex is easy? What's your secret?
    His wife. That would be me.
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  14. 02-21-2003, 08:13 AM #14
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