Caviar Vindaloo? No thanks - make mine a triple fried egg sandwich with chilli sauce and chutney:
"You what?"
"It's a state of the art sandwich."
"It's the state of the floor I'm worried about!"
Oh, and the official term for Red Dwarf fans is "Smeggies", but not many like being called it, hence "Dwarfers"...
Let's get out there and twat it!!
"That might have been the biggest mistake of my life..."
"It is unlikely. I predict there is scope for even greater mistakes in the future given your obvious talent for them."
Vila and Orac, Blake's Seven