Hey I thought I'd have some fun at my own expense...
so here it goes
PRODUCTION DATA
Origin: Federation
Class and Type: Munchkin-Class Super Heavy Battle Dreadnought
Year Launched: 2380
HULL DATA
Structure: 120
Size/Decks: 24/120
Length/Height/Beam : 3,430/1,025/1,290
Complement: 10,000
OPERATIONAL DATA
Transporters: 36 standard, 36 emergency
Cargo Units: 240
Shuttlebay: 10 AD
Shuttlecraft: 240 size worth
Tractor Beams: 3 FV, 3 AV, 3 FD, 3 AD
Separation Sytem: Yes
Cloaking Device: Class 5 (rating 24)
Sensor System: Class 4 (+4/E)
Operations System: Class 4 (E)
Life Support: Class 4 (E)
PROPULSION DATA
Impulse System: Class 8 (0.95c) (C)
Warp System: Class 7 (warp 7/8/9) (C)
TACTICAL DATA
Beam Weapon: Trans-Dimensional Blast Phasers (X10/E)
Penetration: 9/9/8/0/0
Missile Weapon: Multi-Phasic Meta-Quantum Torpedoes (X11/E)
Penetration: 12/12/12/12/12
Deflector Shield: Class 7 (E)
Protection/Treshold: 17/5
MISCELLANEOUS DATA
Maneuver Modifiers: +4C, +1H, +4T
Traits : enhanced system (shields) ; enhanced system (sensors) X2 ; enhanced system (beam weapons) ; enhanced system (cloaking device) ; enhanced system (warp system) X2 ; hardened system (shields) ; hardened system (weapons) ; hardened system (operations) ; hardened system (propulsion) ; hardened system (life support) ; battle tested ; flagship
edited: corrected some stats (!!!)