Welcome, Ally
Hello, Ally,
Welcome to the Trek-rpg.net boards. Allow me to give you a brief tour.
The first door on your right is strictly forbidden. If contains various implements of mass discussion that can and will be used against us in a court of law.
The door across from it is where we keep dissidents, naysayers, nonbelievers, heretics, .....oh....and the family dog.
Along the next pair of doors are the men's and women's rest rooms respectively. Occasionally, a prankster will come along and switch out the pictograms, or worse, make them both the same, thus confusing new arrivals. We've had more than our fair share of seeing heads get bonked by deceptively light toilets getting hurled through the air.
Beyond that are various rooms of uncertain intent and purpose, enter at your own risk.
BTW, I like your screen name. YOu must also be a fan of the movie eh?
Now, if you'll excuse me...I must go to the little boys' room. Ta.
(Enters door)
VOICE FROM BEYOND DOOR: EEeeeeek! You pervert....get out of here! (BONK!)
(rubbing skull in pain) Ouch. THe prankster struck again.
Welcome, Ally. Enjoy yourself.
Respectfully, and with abject excruciation,
General Chang
"So the Enterprise is on her maiden voyage, eh? Now that is one well endowed lady. Ah'd like to get mah hands on her ample nacelles, if ye'll pardon the bit o' engineerin' parlance." -Scotty, STAR TREK, 2009