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  1. 07-28-2003, 01:54 PM #1
    Hugh Casey
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    Talking He he... Generic Movie Trailer

    From the MST3K message boards...

    <music: CARMINA BURANA or themes from MILLER'S CROSSING / stark individual shots, seperated by black, with each phrase of the NARRATOR>

    NARRATOR:

    "In a noun . . .

    . . . participled by descriptive noun . . .

    . . . one gender-specific noun . . .

    . . . verbed too far . . .

    . . . is about to verb!"

    <music swells; quick cuts of exciting action for about a minute>

    NARRATOR:

    "From the job-title of Cheesy-Summer-Blockbuster-Name . . .

    . . . one noun . . .

    . . . one noun . . .

    . . . in a noun for their nouns.

    Corporate conglomorate presents . . .

    $20 million actor!

    $3 million actress!

    Humorous comic relief!

    Beloved Old Hollywood fart!

    And award-name winner Prestige-Name as Meaningless-Character-Name in

    VERBING TITLE NAME!

    The only noun adjective than noun is pun-on-Title-Name!"

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  2. 07-28-2003, 02:01 PM #2
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  3. 07-31-2003, 11:01 AM #3
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    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!


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  4. 08-02-2003, 03:34 PM #4
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  5. 08-02-2003, 11:29 PM #5
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    Post some examples guys
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