Son Of A $*&(*&!ing STYROPOLL!

[StyroFoam Man]

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[Argyle]

Gotta get that navigational deflector installed. It would just sweep intervening mass (other cars) out of the way making rush hour commutes a breeze! Less mess than phasering them all, too.

[Capt. K. Vaughn]

I'd have to go with Liz, the wrath of IBG is far more powerful then anything else and with her powers as long as she were within all would remain safe.

Provided I never ran out of coffee.

Regards,
CKV.

[StyroFoam Man]

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[Enrious]

Inertial Dampener
Structural Integrity Field Generator

Since I drive a Saturn, I can't imagine I'd need one of those.

Navigational Deflector

Thus far, I haven't needed one and based on the way I drive, likely wouldn't.

Type X Phaser Array

If I had one, I'd end up using. Often.

Cloaking Device

This would just encourage me to speed, since the cops wouldn't be able to find me. That would likely lead to me needing the Navigational Deflector.

Holodeck (to amuse the kids on long trips)

Since I don't have kids, this would lead to it amusing me. Which in turn would mean I'd need a Cloaking Device or Navigational Deflector.

Coffee Replicator

I've learned from experience that drinking coffee while driving tends to make me want a Type X Phaser Array or Cloaking Device.

Ablative Armor (not available in New Jersey)

I think this would only make me feel confident enough to want a Type X Phaser Array.

Mayby if I buy more styrofoam products he'll be too busy to post %*&$@*ing polls... but maybe that's his plan all along... So maybe I shouldn't buy more foam products... OW! I think I just had a stroke!

I'm not much for foam products, unless you'd consider Whipped Cream one.

I want Liz for my car.

I think I've show why logically this is the only choice.

[First of Two]

The phaser array. But only because Liz is too hazardous for long term exposure.

Don't believe me? Consider Styro.

[StyroFoam Man]

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[Liz Not Beth]

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[Sea Tyger]

You know, my first thought to that final answer was that Styro was getting a cut in that Liz was becoming as big as a car.

But I quickly realized that he wouldn't be that stupid, so I pushed it out of my mind.

Since I live in the land of fruits and nuts, and it's quite clear that none of the loonies who live in California actually know how to drive (I swear to God Himself that I'm the only sane driver out here), I would choose a structure integrity field generator.

[KillerWhale]

Ah, the tricky question. You can't choose both Liz and the coffee replicator.

I'll take my chances


Not with the replicator of course!!!!

[Ramage]

Ummm, like is a Navigational Deflector the thing that stops guys from asking for directions...?

I love the cloaking device, though -- no more CHiPy problems!

[General Chang]

Well...being that my persona is Klingon, I would have to go for an option not listed on the board....Disruptor Banks.

Although I wouldn't mind getting my hands on a Quantum Torpedo Launcher.

Star Trek: Road Rage Rated PG-13

In a world where traffic can be a royal pain, one man, proud, noble, and with a bolted in eyepatch (no thanks to a head on collision with a Romulan thrill seeker) decides enough is enough.
With a tricked out car he calls "The Bird of Prey", the lone warrior sets out among the turbulent streets, seeking to eliminate all those who would dare not use a traffic signal when changing lanes. He is Chang! And boy, is he PISSED!

Star Trek: Road Rage (Coming soon to an impound yard near you!)

Facetiously,
General Chang

[Ineti]

The phaser would make my commute much easier.

[Karg]

Cloaking Device, cause my car has a Design Flaw: Easily slips into Warp Speed

[Phoenix]

Inertial Dampener - If you ever had to avoid the nut jobs here in Colorado you'd understand.

Really surprised shields were not on the list...top seller I'd bet.