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    Now, this is truly sick...


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    Owen,

    I have some numbers of some good psychiatrists if you're interested!

    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Bloody great! I love it!
    "War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."

    John Stuart Mill

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    I think I can now officialy say I have seen it all!

    OK, Terrific!

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    Cute.
    Phoenix...

    "I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity,
    but maybe we should just remove all the safety lables and let nature take it's course"

    "A Place For Everything & Nothing In It's Place"

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    Nuts. And Bolts. And Screws......
    The darkness inside me is a lot scarier than the darkness out there....

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    I want three minutes of my life back. . .

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    Now that...was fun
    "Whom do you serve?"
    "The Truth"
    "What is the truth?"
    "That we are one people, with one voice"
    "Will you follow me into fire, will you follow me into dartkness, will you follow me into death?"
    "Yes"
    "Then follow"
    - Dukhat & Delenn, In the Beginning


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    OMG! Is there no end to humanity's sillysm?

    I'm going back to poking that pinguin, maybe it'll help me forget the horror ... oh the horror!


    (poke)
    ...
    (poke)(poke)
    ...
    (poke poke poke)
    ...
    (poke)
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    Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine -- once.
    Like the Borg, they learn...
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    looked at the website. got some ideas. wife wont talk to me now. she made me throw out my old star wars toys, especially IG88.

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    Originally posted by Dave
    ...especially IG88.
    Ummmm... ew.

    Hugh Casey
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    "Oh, bother," said the Borg, "We've assimilated Pooh."

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    The internet is truly a wondrous creation, innit? Just imagine someone someday unearthing all these crazy websites after Armageddon/the Rapture/whatever and thinking, "Humanity had it coming."


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    Originally posted by Ineti
    The internet is truly a wondrous creation, innit? Just imagine someone someday unearthing all these crazy websites after Armageddon/the Rapture/whatever and thinking, "Humanity had it coming."

    Yeah but as Roger Waters (ex Pink Floyd for you heathens) wrote:


    And when they found our shadows
    Grouped around the TV sets
    They ran down every lead
    They repeated every test
    They checked out all the data on their lists
    And then the alien anthropologists
    Admitted they were still perplexed
    But on eliminating every other reason
    For our sad demise
    They logged the explanation left
    This species has amused itself to death


    Anyway - this might make you laugh - and hopefully feel guilty. I got a severe roasting at work for accessing that site. I had to show it to my bosses and everything. You see our cyberfascist programme didn't like some of the wording on the site and queried it. Thanks for the warning Owen.

    And anyone who laughed - when I get fired I'm coming around your house and I'm going to use your computers to maintain my regular access to the boards.

    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Thanks for the warning Owen."

    The title "Now this is truly sick" wasn't enough to let you know that this was a site you might not want to access at work?

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