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  1. 10-27-2003, 07:04 PM #16
    Phoenix
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    38...I can't believe the military hasn't retired your design yet...

    Happy B-Day.
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    but maybe we should just remove all the safety lables and let nature take it's course"

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  2. 10-27-2003, 11:12 PM #17
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    Happy Birthday, Sarge!
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  3. 10-27-2003, 11:12 PM #18
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    RETIRED?!

    You don't retire a classic, Phoenix. You just keep polishing it like the rare and glorious treasure it is.

    Twenty, Capt Hunter? On my 38th birthday? You owe me another eighteen. (For the record, I did fifty pushups today, after running four miles and doing 100 situps.)

    Go ahead, Liz, sneeze on me. Friday afternoon, I was innoculated for influenza, smallpox, and anthrax, plus I'm testing for allergic reaction to Cipro tablets. I scoff at your girly cold germs.

    Why, yes, 1 of 2, I do indeed know the drill. Shall I teach it to you? I don't mind, really... maggot.

    Thanks, everybody.
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  4. 10-28-2003, 12:58 AM #19
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    Though a bit belated...happy birthday, Sarge. For a present, I thought about doing some pushups (it wore me out, too!)


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  5. 10-28-2003, 01:11 AM #20
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    Happy happy Sarge
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  6. 10-28-2003, 06:46 AM #21
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    Happy Birthday! (And please don't hurt us weakling civvies....)
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  7. 10-28-2003, 09:26 AM #22
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  9. 10-28-2003, 05:52 PM #24
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    Wow that contagoius, I glad I installed the new anti-virus

    Now I say we let the old man get back to his yelling & sreaming hunt for larvil flyboys (ref. maggot). Right after he finishes "polishing" his "rare and glorious treasure" self.

    Phoenix...

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  10. 10-28-2003, 08:13 PM #25
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    Unhappy

    Maggot??

    Just for that I'm not coming to sing at your ski resort after you retire.



    Heh.
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  11. 10-26-2004, 11:55 PM #26
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    Talking Happy Birthday, Sarge!

    [attention]
    This maggot kindly requests permission to wish you a happy birthday, Sargeant!
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  12. 10-27-2004, 04:42 AM #27
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    His handle will look really silly if he gets promoted

    happy birthday Sarge, hope you arrive back in one piece again!
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  13. 10-27-2004, 05:20 AM #28
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    Sir, happy birthday, Sir!

    Er, no, wait, not Sir, Sergent, Sarge... er.. happy birthday, man.

    Hey, don't ask me to understand ranks, I'm a civilian anyway
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  14. 10-27-2004, 07:43 AM #29
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    Happy birthday and luck for all your endeavors!
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  15. 10-27-2004, 12:18 PM #30
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    Happy birthday, sir!

    And since you will undoubtedly demand at least 39 push-ups for such an occasion, once you are back, I will start today, so I should be done when you arrive.
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