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  1. #16
    38...I can't believe the military hasn't retired your design yet...

    Happy B-Day.
    Phoenix...

    "I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity,
    but maybe we should just remove all the safety lables and let nature take it's course"

    "A Place For Everything & Nothing In It's Place"

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    Happy Birthday, Sarge!

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    RETIRED?!

    You don't retire a classic, Phoenix. You just keep polishing it like the rare and glorious treasure it is.

    Twenty, Capt Hunter? On my 38th birthday? You owe me another eighteen. (For the record, I did fifty pushups today, after running four miles and doing 100 situps.)

    Go ahead, Liz, sneeze on me. Friday afternoon, I was innoculated for influenza, smallpox, and anthrax, plus I'm testing for allergic reaction to Cipro tablets. I scoff at your girly cold germs.

    Why, yes, 1 of 2, I do indeed know the drill. Shall I teach it to you? I don't mind, really... maggot.

    Thanks, everybody.
    + &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;<

    Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. Psalm 144:1

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    Though a bit belated...happy birthday, Sarge. For a present, I thought about doing some pushups (it wore me out, too!)


    Greg

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    Happy happy Sarge

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    Happy Birthday! (And please don't hurt us weakling civvies....)
    The darkness inside me is a lot scarier than the darkness out there....

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  9. #24
    Wow that contagoius, I glad I installed the new anti-virus

    Now I say we let the old man get back to his yelling & sreaming hunt for larvil flyboys (ref. maggot). Right after he finishes "polishing" his "rare and glorious treasure" self.

    Phoenix...

    "I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity,
    but maybe we should just remove all the safety lables and let nature take it's course"

    "A Place For Everything & Nothing In It's Place"

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    Unhappy

    Maggot??

    Just for that I'm not coming to sing at your ski resort after you retire.



    Heh.
    "It's hard being an evil genius when everybody else is so stupid" -- Quantum Crook

  11. #26

    Talking Happy Birthday, Sarge!

    [attention]
    This maggot kindly requests permission to wish you a happy birthday, Sargeant!
    “In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations.”

    -- Great Law of the Iroquois Confederacy

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    His handle will look really silly if he gets promoted

    happy birthday Sarge, hope you arrive back in one piece again!
    Ta Muchly

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    Sir, happy birthday, Sir!

    Er, no, wait, not Sir, Sergent, Sarge... er.. happy birthday, man.

    Hey, don't ask me to understand ranks, I'm a civilian anyway
    "The main difference between Trekkies and Manchester United fans is that Trekkies never trashed a train carriage. So why are the Trekkies the social outcasts?"
    Terry Pratchett

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    Happy birthday and luck for all your endeavors!
    We came in peace, for all mankind - Apollo 11

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    Happy birthday, sir!

    And since you will undoubtedly demand at least 39 push-ups for such an occasion, once you are back, I will start today, so I should be done when you arrive.

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