Really useless topic!

**Captain Novaes** · 11-19-2003, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by Sea Tyger
200 posts? Bah! Youngster.

Practices his verbose member secret handshake.

There, and I even registered before him

Terrible! When will this younger generation learn??

**Sea Tyger** · 11-19-2003, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by JonA
Enters, places Sea Tyger in his wheelchair and pushes him out. "Come on old timer - time for your medication."

All right....gol durn whippersnappers....Hey, slow down, Lee Petty! Are you tryin' to get me killed?

**AslanC** · 11-19-2003, 04:05 PM

Shoudn't that be AJ Foyt?

Secret handshake recieved...

The rooster crows and midnight.

It is a cold day for pontooning.

**Sea Tyger** · 11-19-2003, 04:18 PM

AJ Foyt for you furiner CART-types mebee...

Lee Petty is the father of the gods in NASCAR...real American racing, boy!

I remember back in 1953, my brothers and I were at the dirt track drinkin' lemonade...

Editor's Note: Please don't mistake my humor here for anything but an act. I am not a 'neck. I don't drink Coors Light, sitting in my rusted Chevy pick up that's up on blocks in my front yard, lamenting on how my dog got run over last week. My wife didn't leave me, and the bank isn't foreclosing on my farm loan.

**tmutant** · 11-19-2003, 05:17 PM

Originally posted by Sea Tyger
AJ Foyt for you furiner CART-types mebee... Lee Petty is the father of the gods in NASCAR...real American racing, boy! I remember back in 1953, my brothers and I were at the dirt track drinkin' lemonade...

Editor's Note: Please don't mistake my humor here for anything but an act. I am not a 'neck. I don't drink Coors Light, sitting in my rusted Chevy pick up that's up on blocks in my front yard, lamenting on how my dog got run over last week. My wife didn't leave me, and the bank isn't foreclosing on my farm loan.

I don't know, Tyger. You sound pretty convincing. Maybe you're a closet redneck. Wait. Everyone knows a REAL redneck drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon. (Uh-oh. Maybe I'm a closet redneck)

**Cochrane** · 11-19-2003, 06:09 PM

Inner Circle? The inner circle begins at 4000.

**Captain Novaes** · 11-19-2003, 06:46 PM

Yesss... 4000, as long as you registered before December 31st, 2000!

And only if your middle initial is "C".

Never mind phillistines who say otherwise.

This thread is becoming really, really weird.

**ben hur** · 11-19-2003, 07:43 PM

This thread is becoming really, really weird. [/B]

When was it not weird?

**Sea Tyger** · 11-20-2003, 01:01 AM

Originally posted by ben hur
When was it not weird?

Why are we whispering?

**Cochrane** · 11-20-2003, 01:05 AM

Is this better?

**BouncyCaitian** · 11-20-2003, 06:50 AM

*plays the accordion*

**Cdr Scot II** · 11-20-2003, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by BouncyCaitian
*plays the accordion*

"A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't"
Oscar Wilde.

**Captain Novaes** · 11-20-2003, 08:58 AM

How about a Finnish fiddle?

And by the way, we were whispering because is, you know, appropriate to Inner Circle-ish talk

Oh, my Fuchsia hat arrived this morning. Now I´m lacking only the secret codes to enter the Sanctum of the Inner Circle. 4000 posts, eh? Doesn´t look that far. Especially if this thread goes on!

**Liz Not Beth** · 11-20-2003, 09:53 AM

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**Sarge** · 11-20-2003, 01:18 PM

Hey, aside from the 4000 posts, I'm completely qualified for the inner circle! Middle initial and everything!

Caitian, you know what perfect pitch is? No, it's when you throw an accordion into the dumpster without hitting the sides.

Did you hear about the guy who left an accordion in his car? Somebody broke into the car and left another accordion there.

Hang in there, Cap'n N. You may yet become verbose.

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