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    Ah Liberty Meadows. Very Funny Strip!

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    Originally posted by BouncyCaitian
    *pouts since no one liked the accordion......switches to bag of squeezing cats (bagpipes) and deliberately plays off-key*.
    Ahhh...music to me ears.

    *dons his kilt and dances a jig*

    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Why does a bagpiper march while he's playing?

    Because he's trying to get away from the noise.
    + &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;<

    Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. Psalm 144:1

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    SAILOR IN A DRESS! (points and laughs)
    Just 'cause you're jealous that I look better in a dress than you do right now....
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Ok... It wasn't funny when you posted it on the other forum and it's not funny here.

    Anyone who laughs will suffer. Got it?
    I laughed. Still am laughing. Can't stop, even though I know my peril. Help me.
    The darkness inside me is a lot scarier than the darkness out there....

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    Originally posted by Robbert Raets
    I laughed. Still am laughing. Can't stop, even though I know my peril. Help me.
    Well you should be careful considering what I got for a quiet snigger.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Originally posted by Robbert Raets
    I laughed. Still am laughing. Can't stop, even though I know my peril. Help me.
    Well you should be careful considering what I got for a quiet snigger.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Talking

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    Talking

    *plays amazing grace in 5/4 time on the cat squeezer to really get things going*

    A brave little theory, and actually quite coherent for a system of five or seven dimensions -- if only we lived in one.

    Academician Prokhor Zakharov, "Now We Are Alone"

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    You have defiled the instrument of my heritage.

    Now I am mildly annoyed.

    *Deploys anti-coffee fungal rot plague*
    "It's hard being an evil genius when everybody else is so stupid" -- Quantum Crook

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