Better that than dumping a million dollar aircraft into the water and running it over with over 100,000 tons of steel.
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Better that than dumping a million dollar aircraft into the water and running it over with over 100,000 tons of steel.
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Bye bye rear axle.Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Indeed. I'm thinking we could adapt this technolgy to intersections on the roads. Make it automated. As you approach the stopsign a signal lowers the hook on your car, if you attemt to run it.... YANK!
Remember "gone in sixty seconds" outside the diner.
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<Speeds past people who have stopped to chat>
NUMBER ONE!
What's this about hooks and wires, and why am I suddenly worried?
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I agree.
Anyone who drinks and drives deserves to be stripped of their right to drive forever.
Anyone who speeds in an urban area ditto. On the motorway there should be some leniancy though.
Anyone who runs red lights and what not - well they're just contemptable. I had a car written off once because some piled into the side of me when they ran a red light. Boy was I thankful for my car's reinforced safety bars in the door.
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You kiding.
My car is a cheap one - brand new it's £8k - it's literally the bottom of the range 978cc 3cyl job with a tape deck that only fast forwards and I still get re-inforced safety bars. I don't even get airbags!!
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That'll still require her head to between my chest and the steering wheel.
Ok - not going there.
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Not much I can say to that.
WIN!
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I like real cars, you know, for the fifties. When they were made of metal. You didn't need reinforced frames in those days. Just seat belts and air bags. These plastic cars they make today make me sick, considering their cost.
Seeing no stop signs or lights, Tannekar speeds to the WIN!
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Straight into a brick wall cunningly hidden behind a big poster of a road stretching into the distance.
Beep Beep.
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(After hitting the wall, a parachute pops out.)
I was... expecting... the cliff...
OUCH!
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