(Grabs the edge of the grass and snaps it like a carpet. Bombs and missiles go off, the trophy is catapulted into my waiting hands.)
Top THAT!
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(Grabs the edge of the grass and snaps it like a carpet. Bombs and missiles go off, the trophy is catapulted into my waiting hands.)
Top THAT!
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Pulls on a string that happens to be connected to the trophy, then drags it into his posession again.
Thanks, I was wondering how I'd get this back!
"We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity."
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[softly] "We've secretly replaced Tannekar Sef's regular coffee with new Folger's knockout crystals."
Suddenly, a hand holding a large mallet pokes out of Sef's coffee cup and whacks him upside the head!
[softly] "He's too unconscious to tell the difference! And while we're waiting for him to awaken, I'll just race off with the victory!"
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Woooo.....
Thas gotta be.... the freshest Folger's mallet... I've ever... tasted....
I'll just lie down over here....
"We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity."
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Hey....
This trophy makes for a nice....
pillow...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
"We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity."
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A dark, shadowy figure silently sneaks on Tannekar Sef,
“here you are my Pressioussss!, Nasssty Tannekaresss wanted to ssseparates usss, didn’t he? But we will ssshow the nassty
Tannekaress, won’t we my Pressiousss? Yesss we will, my Presssiousss, oh yesss we will!.”
His long clammy hands closed around the throat of the sleeping Sef, and squeeze until all movement of the defenceless victim ends.
Raising the trophy-ring, the wretched, evil creature exults in his evil deed:
“My Pressiouusss! Mine! All mine! Forever! Yesss, forever, my Pressiousss!”
Last edited by Janus; 03-06-2004 at 06:21 PM.
We come, we are not seen, and inevitably, we conquer.
First and Last, there is Duty.
Romulan Proverbs
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After Janus leaves, Tannekar snores softly.
"Mmmmph, where's my pillow?"
Rolls over and falls asleep.
"We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity."
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'Kawsssss precioussss and few are the momentsssss we two can ssssshareeeeee!"
Yes! It's Gollum sings the 70's! And if you don't let me win, you're gonna hear the whole album!
I thought you'd see it my way! Thanks!
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Mongo bash nasty Gollum. Mongo like trophy.
tmutant
Founder of the Evil Gamemasters Support Group. No, Really.
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Thanks, tmutant. Saves me from having to waste my own resources on Gollum.
So, I'll take over the winning now.
Davy Jones
"Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
-- The Wizard of Oz
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HA!
Winning!!!
It's sooo hard being an Angel
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“Nooo, Presssiousss, is Ourssss! Smeagol is too hard for puny ssssneaky nasssty Mongo.” He jumps and grabs the trophy from the hand of Cherub, and quickly hides in a hole.
“My Pressiousss, we are together again.”
We come, we are not seen, and inevitably, we conquer.
First and Last, there is Duty.
Romulan Proverbs
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As you crawl into the hole, a quiet voice says "I am Chun, the Unavoidable"
I knew hiring Chun was a good idea!
(With apologies to Jack Vance, and thanks for the help winning!)
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*Avoids Chun*
I win!
Davy Jones
"Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
-- The Wizard of Oz
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“Aham, testing..testing,,,1,2,3”
“People of Earth your attention please,” a voice said, coming from nowhere.
“This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council,” the voice continued, “as you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspacial express route through your star system, and regretfully your planet is one of the scheduled for demolition. You are required to sigh the eviction form, and to deliver the Pan-Galactic Trophy into our custody for safekeeping. The demolition process will take slightly less than 2 of your Earth minutes. Thank you.”
We come, we are not seen, and inevitably, we conquer.
First and Last, there is Duty.
Romulan Proverbs
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