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  1. 03-09-2004, 11:22 AM #2056
    Balok
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    Here ya go, Snake ... a nice soft cushion to sit on.

    NOW GIMME THE TROPHY!

    Thanks.

    (Tosses jaunty "OK" sign)
    "Be seeing you!"
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  2. 03-09-2004, 11:40 AM #2057
    Tannekar Sef
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    Snake, I feel for you. I have a great idea for what'll cure your problem. Hay, Liz, can I borrow that WMD probe? I got some ointment for Snake's "problem."
    "We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity."
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  3. 03-09-2004, 11:50 AM #2058
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    ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!

    No more talk of Haemerroids!

    PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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  4. 03-09-2004, 11:59 AM #2059
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    I second that.
    No matter where you go, there you are.
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  5. 03-09-2004, 12:21 PM #2060
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    I woke up with a funny feeling in my underpants....
    mhahahha

    OK ok no more hemoroids stuff then.

    Here's a new line for the game :

    There was once this girl sitting on the bus;
    "No captain kicked ass, took names, outsmarted the machines, and then scored the babes like the Kirkmeister" -Liquidator Queeg

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  6. 03-09-2004, 12:25 PM #2061
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    Snake dude.

    Don't make me fly over there and hit you!

    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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  7. 03-09-2004, 12:26 PM #2062
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    At least he's trying to be creative in the thread....
    Davy Jones

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  8. 03-09-2004, 12:31 PM #2063
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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    At least he's trying to be creative in the thread....
    Damn you Tyger and your incredibly valid point!

    You.... You...


    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!





    PS: My response to Snake was meant as a lighthearted jibe, not a criticism of Snake's in this little thread.

    Damn British sense of humour!
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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  9. 03-09-2004, 12:36 PM #2064
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    Don't worry, dude. I saw it for what you intended it. Besides, someone had to stop him before he started writing anything relevant!
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  10. 03-09-2004, 12:46 PM #2065
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    I must know, Jon! What's a "biro"?
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  11. 03-09-2004, 12:59 PM #2066
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    ok let's try again :

    There was once this girl sitting on the bus;
    "No captain kicked ass, took names, outsmarted the machines, and then scored the babes like the Kirkmeister" -Liquidator Queeg

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  12. 03-09-2004, 01:15 PM #2067
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    Originally posted by Snake_Plissken
    ok let's try again :

    There was once this girl sitting on the bus;
    That sounds like the start of a dirty limerick.
    Davy Jones

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  13. 03-09-2004, 01:37 PM #2068
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    gee it doesn't have to be dirty why is my name always associated with trashness?

    Oh I know! Its cuz I am trashy!

    And come to think of it yeah I think I intended it to become a dirty limerick.

    Tyger, come on write a line (and you'll be the current winner)
    "No captain kicked ass, took names, outsmarted the machines, and then scored the babes like the Kirkmeister" -Liquidator Queeg

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  14. 03-09-2004, 03:17 PM #2069
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    There was once this girl sitting on the bus;

    She had a tendency to swear and cuss;

    NEXT!!!
    "We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity."
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  15. 03-09-2004, 03:41 PM #2070
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