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  1. 05-18-2004, 03:39 PM #2911
    tmutant
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    You're Kirk-Fu is good. Mine is better.

    *Flying-kick*shoulder-roll*double-hammer-blow*

    I win.
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  2. 05-18-2004, 03:48 PM #2912
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    Yeah but you have A SINGLE hair out of place. You lose.
    "No captain kicked ass, took names, outsmarted the machines, and then scored the babes like the Kirkmeister" -Liquidator Queeg

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  3. 05-18-2004, 05:50 PM #2913
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    Employing tae kwan leap, First? It is to laugh! I easily counter your Demented attempts to unseat me, and regain victory! And as for tmutant -- if he's got a hair out of place, he's still got his real hair! And everyone knows (wait for it) there will be hell toupee if you practice Kirk-fu while you still have your real hair!!
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  4. 05-18-2004, 06:31 PM #2914
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    Crouching hairpiece, hidden toupee
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  5. 05-19-2004, 03:30 PM #2915
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    Originally posted by Snake_Plissken
    Yeah but you have A SINGLE hair out of place. You lose.
    Fortunately, I have no hair, so I win.

    By the way, watch the hair jokes, we folliclely impaired can be touchy about that. And no calling me Picard behind my back.
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  6. 05-19-2004, 04:46 PM #2916
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    we folliclely impaired can be touchy about that
    I hear ya, but I have to admit I cheated : grafs in the front, Propecia in the back
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  7. 05-20-2004, 05:00 AM #2917
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    Originally posted by tmutant
    Fortunately, I have no hair, so I win.

    By the way, watch the hair jokes, we folliclely impaired can be touchy about that. And no calling me Picard behind my back.
    HEY - Jean-Luc. YOU'RE LOSING!!

    HAHAHAHAH!
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

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  8. 05-21-2004, 07:33 PM #2918
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    Originally posted by JonA
    HEY - Jean-Luc. YOU'RE LOSING!!

    HAHAHAHAH!
    Cheerio! Popping in for a spot of winning, eh wot??
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  9. 05-22-2004, 01:14 PM #2919
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    I release the attack elephants! ( I've heard of people surviving snake bite, alligator attacks, box jellys, even bear and lion attacks. I've never heard of any one who survived being mauled by an elephant.)
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  10. 05-22-2004, 02:24 PM #2920
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    #Decloaks#

    Uses the new romulan secret weapon: “mousetorpedoes TM” to scare off elephants and win
    We come, we are not seen, and inevitably, we conquer.

    First and Last, there is Duty.

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  11. 05-22-2004, 02:43 PM #2921
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    "Deploy glueshields!"
    "Yessir!!"
    "The Mousetorpedoes are all stuck, sir! Nothing between us and victory now!"
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  12. 05-25-2004, 06:20 PM #2922
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    Creeps Quietly Back Into The Thread!

    Except ME

    I just couldn't stay away, the sillyness calls, and i must answer, i must win, i must answer the call to WIN!!!

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  13. 05-26-2004, 01:55 PM #2923
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    Random acts of silliness cannot defeat the Elephant Legion! We win...as long as those mousies stay stuck.
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  14. 05-26-2004, 06:42 PM #2924
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    I put the elephants into each other's trunks for easy storage! And then I win!
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  15. 05-27-2004, 12:54 PM #2925
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    Sorry Guys!

    I WIN!

    End. Of. Story.

    It's sooo hard being an Angel

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