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  2. #617
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Be sure to wash it becasue JonA tends to shove it down his pants quite often.

    *Best Forghorn Leghorn impression*

    "I say, I say, I resemble that remark girl."

    Night.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Liz gets home, notices the word "DECOY" on her trophy, wonders "How? How did he pull the switch?"

    To which I reply "You'll always wonder!"

    <Runs off with real trophy, whistling a cheery tune.>

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth

    Hmmm... reenact LA Blue Girl... Heeeey... Project for this weekend!
    Since it was my idea, I'll be expecting a copy of the tape.

    That will make me the WINNER.
    "It's hard being an evil genius when everybody else is so stupid" -- Quantum Crook

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    *sigh*

    Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing...



    ...especially since I win!

    Last edited by Sea Tyger; 01-15-2004 at 12:39 AM.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Originally posted by Sea Tyger
    *sigh*

    Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing...



    ...especially since I win!


    And now. You lose.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Win!
    Lose.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Flyby..........



    ........I win.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Snatched.....

    Nope i win

    /engage cloaking device/

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Oh, and I see you through that cloaking device reading my porn site. Shame on you Karg!
    You have a site?

    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Cite the site! Cite the site for sight!

    Win the WYN for Winn! I win!
    "It's hard being an evil genius when everybody else is so stupid" -- Quantum Crook

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    Wyn's winnings are win-ding down...

    Time for me to skip to town!


    I win.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Tyger is so happy to meet Chiefs running back Priest Holmes that he fails to realize Priest has snatched the trophy and lateraled it to me!

    As I duck down the storm drain, the cover clanks back in place, and he sees the letters 'DPW' have been replaced by 'I WIN'!

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