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Not really babe.
You see we just let you think you're winning when you were actually disqualified weeks ago. We just let you carry on because we didn't want to hurt your feelings.
We even gave you a consolation plastic imitation trophy for your troubles.
But the competition is now just amongst us.
Sorry.
Please try again later....
We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.
Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
Yours,
The Office Gremlins
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So we were both disqualified.Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Oh, right... this must have happened right after we disqualified you, because no one else got the memo. We're just stringing you along so you don't go off on one of your depressive Brit-Fits.
Oh well - fancy setting up a rival competition?
It's called the "Compliment the above person thread!"
Second thoughts.....
OH AND I RESENT THE DEPRESSIVE BRIT-FIT COMMENT!!!!!
I am NOT fit!
We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.
Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
Yours,
The Office Gremlins
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While you two are arguing, Gilbert and Sullivan, my pair of reconditioned (to factory specs, of course) T-850 Model 101 Terminators, retrieve the trophy.
Thanks!
<em>Hasta la vista, Jon and Liz!</em>
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Last edited by Liz Not Beth; 01-21-2004 at 03:56 PM.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk....you just don't know your copyright laws....Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
I win! (TM, Copyright, Patent Pending)So, your win is simply null and void.
I win, though.
Davy Jones
"Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
-- The Wizard of Oz
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*Slowly decends from the ceiling on a rope and harness, grabs the trophy, and escapes through the skylight leaving only a freshly knitted sock as a calling card.*
"The businessman's job is giving the business."
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Ah, but you see, with today's modern forensic technology, I can determine exactly where that sock was knitted, and hunt you down like the sock-wearing dog that you are....
And...................this rant is over. I win.
Davy Jones
"Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
-- The Wizard of Oz
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Hmm. Seawater and a tiger-eye opal. Have these analyzed and tell me where they came from.
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Excellent work, team! You found him, and now I have this! (Points to trophy in double locked, force field protected case.)
And this time, I'm going to keep it!
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*steals the case*
mwahahahahahahahah!
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"Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
-- The Wizard of Oz
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I win for all eternity!!!!!
Mwa, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaa!!!!
"Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war..."
-Chang (ST VI)
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*Looks at Treefrog's post count*Originally posted by Treefrog
I win for all eternity!!!!!
Mwa, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaa!!!!
Why you sneaky little upstart - come ere and give me back MY trophy!
We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.
Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
Yours,
The Office Gremlins
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