"Let me just dust thawt and put it away, sahr!"
<Zoooooom!>
Ah, the fake butler, gets 'em every time!
(Welds trophy into box, puts in room with hundreds of identical boxes. Find it NOW, wiseguys!)
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"Let me just dust thawt and put it away, sahr!"
<Zoooooom!>
Ah, the fake butler, gets 'em every time!
(Welds trophy into box, puts in room with hundreds of identical boxes. Find it NOW, wiseguys!
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It just so happens that I've just bought this building and everything in it! I don't need to find it! The trophy is mine! Out! Out, of my house, and no loitering on the lawn!
"The businessman's job is giving the business."
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No what on the lawn? Oh, loitering.Originally posted by Argyle
It just so happens that I've just bought this building and everything in it! I don't need to find it! The trophy is mine! Out! Out, of my house, and no loitering on the lawn!
I win.
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"Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
-- The Wizard of Oz
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Phew - I thought he said toileting!Originally posted by Sea Tyger
No what on the lawn? Oh, loitering.
I win.
Don't ask.
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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
[uses amazing IBG-powers to summon trophy]
Mine once again. Now if you don't have coffee clear out of here 'cause I only got two hours sleep and feel like smiting someone.
Here have catering pack of Nescafe Gold Label. Makes 100 litres
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Ok - fine. Have some perculated (sp) coffee - it rots your guts though.Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
INSTANT COFFEE!? BLEAH!!! YOU SOULESS BASTARD! NOW YOU DIE!
DEATH-SMITE!
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Thats good. I hate hospitals.Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Irrelevent. I'm immortal, so "gut rot" doesn't affect me.
You however are a squishy mortal. Remember your place in the order of things and you'll spend less time in the hospital.
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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
And yet you continue to try to get the last word. Have you learned NOTHING over the last few weeks?!
Obviously not!
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Yes - can I log off and go home now?Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Guess I'll have to repeat the lesson:
SQUISH!
Any questions?
To late.
Have a nice weekend all and be good.
*Grabs trophy and runs out of thread*
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