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Ahem,
I said
MEDIC
We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.
Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
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HMO?Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
We're sorry, the computer doesn't recognize your HMO... so either stew in your own wastes or come up with $250,000 cash by the end of the shift.
NEXT!
We have a National Health Service here. Free healthcare.
It's good in an emergency but long term medical care leaves a lot to be desired. Best go private.
We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.
Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
Yours,
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kidding!
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Based out of America?Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Yes, but this thread is based out of America, so we don't recognize your unholy government managed socialist
medical "plan." We only take cash, organs or HMO.
Check the initiator. Thats right JonA.
Now check his location. Well done. Birmingham UK.
Ok - I admit the site is American though.
Besides - the internet knows no borders (except when it comes to porn and MSN chat).
We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.
Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
Yours,
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Yeah - it's not as if you've got a shortage of ice at the moment is it?Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
The server is based in Salt Lake City, therefore you are typing on American Territory when you come here.... and I'm sorry we don't recognize your medical plan. We however are authorized to issue you an ice-pack.
We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.
Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
Yours,
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Is that a "we" or "I"?Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Right. Lemme reach out the window and break off a piece. There ya go. Now clear out of here before I call Security.
Oh, and leave that trophy on the nurse's station. Otherwise we'll have to give you a series of painful injections.
We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.
Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
Yours,
The Office Gremlins
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GULP!Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
JonA, meet Bertha. Bertha has been tossed out of every All-you-can-eat diner in the country. Bertha is our Injection nurse. And she has a 16" anal needle with you name on it. So either clear out, or bend over and smile.
Gone!!
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Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
Yours,
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*Knocks on door*Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Right then. (polishes trophy) I win.
Er... Nurse Richard? I forgot my trousers er can I just come in and get them?
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Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.
Yours,
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