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I drop the token inside my shirt so the nannites destroy it too.
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What part of flesh-eating didn't you understand?
Takes token away from the skeleton that used to be known as JonA. And before you ask, I am wearing a bio-hazard suit.
“Worried? I’m scared to death. But I’ll be damned if I’m going to let them change the way I live my life.” - Joseph Sisko - Paradise Lost
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I'm rapidly running out of legs here! Thats about the fourth you've blown off.Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Here is the deactivate spray. (ssssst) There now it's safe.
However, I take the shot-gun and (KABLAM!) Off with your leg!
(TOSS!)
NEXT!
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Anyway - any good roleplayer knows skeletons are evil.....
Muwahahahahahaahahahahaha!
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A-HA!!!
Runs around the thread setting light to everyone and everything.
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And from the ashes like a Pheonix arrivesOriginally posted by Liz Not Beth
...watches as JonA burns out before the second lap...
JonA the White.
New and improved with a new zest for life and an increased vitality and vigour.
I then blast you all with a Fireball spell.
Except for Liz - who requires something with a bit more, ahem, poke. Got a special spell for you: FLAME STRIKE.
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FOOL.Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
IBG's are immune to magic. And just about everything else.
So I turn aside your silly flame blast, reach into my desk and pull out a can of Whup-Ass.
I open said can and pour contents on JonA.
Do you not know the powaaaaa of the dark side!!!
KER-BLAM.
Oh look - there is a Liz shaped splat on the floor. And very shapely too.
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"You all would be chalk outlines without me."
I win.
Davy Jones
"Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
-- The Wizard of Oz
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