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  1. #91
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    Ineti.

    A man who sees sense and is very wise.

    OK.

    New Rule!

    You cannot post a string/spam messages on this thread. If you do then you can't win!

    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

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    Originally posted by JonA
    You cannot post a string/spam messages on this thread. If you do then you can't win!
    I'm willing to wager that the mods might look even less favourably upon this thread if it was nothing more than spammed messages, as well.

    Anyway.

    Weather's cold and wet here in VA.

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    Why - it's not actually offensive.

    Its not harming anyone and it's easy enough to avoid if you know what this thread is about. No ones forcing you to look at it.

    Just a laugh. I agree on the Spamming though (YOU LISTENING STYRO).

    Yeah - it's a tad nippy over here too.

    Took me five minutes to de-ice my car this morning. It was -5 overnight.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

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    Originally posted by JonA
    Took me five minutes to de-ice my car this morning. It was -5 overnight.
    I'm very happy my duplex has a garage. We can park the car in there, and voila! No more ice scraping.

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    B******

    I want a garage!

    I used to have a garage! But I had to move!

    I miss my garage!

    I very sad.

    And very cold.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

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    If you get one, make sure you can use it for what it was intended for. My folks have a 2 car garage, and so much crap in it that they can't fit one car into it!

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    Originally posted by Ineti
    If you get one, make sure you can use it for what it was intended for. My folks have a 2 car garage, and so much crap in it that they can't fit one car into it!
    No thats what the spare bedroom, loft and basement is for.

    I had a 2 car garage as well but I was clever. See loads of stuff on one side - enough space for car on the other.

    See you've got to be clever.

    Like me.

    Honest.

    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

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    Ah temps.

    A great resource for those jobs that permanant staff members would (rightly) tell you to **** off when asked to do.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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    Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
    Great for cleaning up toxic waste spills, holding up damaged walls and putting out fires too.


    Actually we don't use temps here. I remember how I was treated as a Temp by both the agents and the regular workers. Don't want anyone else to have to go through that.

    Quick! Save Styro's post!

    An employer with a sense of empathy.
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    Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
    As of July we achieved full automation in the converting department, 90% of the jobs run without human hands packing the product now. And we did it without a single layoff.
    What Brian fails to mention is now all his staff sit around pondering their navels.



    Treat them right and they'll come back every day and work some more. Annoy them and they leave and start thier own companies that compete against yours.
    Which, if memory serves, is exactly what you did wasn't it?

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    Cool

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    Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
    And there are some tasks that can't be automated for one reason or another.
    Yeah - they never have managed get the automated "teaboy" and "photocopier boy" systems working.

    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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