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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Dissent all you like, just not around me. I won't stand for it.

    Brian on the other hand encourages people to speak thier minds.
    No - you dissent enough for everyone Liz.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Wanders into thread.

    Places box on floor - and runs very fast:


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    Marshmellow anyone?
    Last edited by JonA; 02-05-2004 at 02:42 PM.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Armored codpiece? Check.
    Anti-shotgun force field? Check.
    Styro-image proof blindfold? Check.

    GRAB!

    Runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun....

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    Originally posted by Fesarius
    Armored codpiece? Check.
    Anti-shotgun force field? Check.
    Styro-image proof blindfold? Check.

    GRAB!

    Runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun....
    *trip*

    CRASH!

    Ouch, Fesarius, that looks like it hurt. Let me hold that for you while you piece yourself back together. *takes token*

    Is that an Italian codpiece?

    I win!
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Originally posted by Fesarius
    Armored codpiece? Check.
    Anti-shotgun force field? Check.
    Styro-image proof blindfold? Check.

    GRAB!

    Runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun....

    Not that any of it helped against my nuke.

    NOW I know what radiation poisoning does to you.

    *Waves at everyone from inside my nuclear bunker - twinkling in his hand a small token*
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

  8. #1073
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    Originally posted by JonA
    *Waves at everyone from inside my nuclear bunker - twinkling in his hand a small token*
    I dunno what you're waving ... by the time you posted, Sea Tyger had the token. You should have gone to him to get it.

    Like I did.

    See?

    *Winning!*

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    See my previous post Fes...

    I set of a nuke in here.

    The token (which is glowing quite nicely) is mine.

    All mine.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    No it isn't, my genetically engineered, XXL-sized cockroach has entered the contaminated area and returned the token to me. Like all cockroaches it is totally immune to alpha, beta and gamma radiation. Right now the token is in my half-life accelerator. Radiation levels should return to normal within the hour.
    “Worried? I’m scared to death. But I’ll be damned if I’m going to let them change the way I live my life.” - Joseph Sisko - Paradise Lost

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    Originally posted by Ergi
    No it isn't, my genetically engineered, XXL-sized cockroach has entered the contaminated area and returned the token to me. Like all cockroaches it is totally immune to alpha, beta and gamma radiation. Right now the token is in my half-life accelerator. Radiation levels should return to normal within the hour.
    CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!

    Oh - was this your pet cockroach Ergi?

    Sorry.

    I'll swap you for the token.

    Deal?
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Talking

    *leaves corndogs for the room and runs off with the token*
    A brave little theory, and actually quite coherent for a system of five or seven dimensions -- if only we lived in one.

    Academician Prokhor Zakharov, "Now We Are Alone"

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    Schtop schtop schtop....

    What are we doing?

    Why are we fighting over a token that we can't redeem?

    Here's a plan....


    Lets all gang up on Liz!!


    Who's with me?

    Anyone?

    Guys?








    Awfully quiet in here.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Okay, I'm in. I'll cover your back. Come on, trust me!

    One less to worry about.

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    Originally posted by Ergi
    Okay, I'm in. I'll cover your back. Come on, trust me!

    One less to worry about.
    Somehow I'm none too reassured.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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