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  1. #1156
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Those are tripple shielded, wraped in force-fields, warped out of phase and hidden at the center of the earth. Belive me you can't wipe out debt that way. I tried.

    Feel free to visit me anytime. If you can get past the front desk that is. Becky looks like a ditz but she's a Pinkerton. And she's got a shotgun.
    Every woman has a weekness. Cute fluffy puppies, flowers and chocolates.

    So whilst she's occupied petting the puppy I'll slip by and invade your office.

    Or I'll just make an appointment under a alias:

    Mr Richard Sole,
    Shotgun, Bastard and Dribble.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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  4. #1159
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    DOUBLE POST!



    YOU FIRED!!!!



    And she'll never be able to resist my stunning good looks.

    Yeah.

    Right.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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  7. #1162
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Just stunning looks.

    As in. "Dear! GOD! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! (slap)"


    Oh right.

    Lets get personal now huh?

    Fine.

    You asked for this......


    Oh.


    She's gone.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

  8. #1163
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    OI




    NO
    DOUBLE
    POSTING!
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

  9. #1164
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    HHooww aabboouutt ddoouubbllee vviissiioonn??

    BBuutt oonnee tthhiinngg yyoouu wwoonn''tt sseeee iiss tthhee ttrroopphhyy,, wwhhiicchh II hhaavvee ssttoolleenn!!

    TTTTFFNN!!

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    Originally posted by Fesarius
    HHooww aabboouutt ddoouubbllee vviissiioonn??

    BBuutt oonnee tthhiinngg yyoouu wwoonn''tt sseeee iiss tthhee ttrroopphhyy,, wwhhiicchh II hhaavvee ssttoolleenn!!

    TTTTFFNN!!
    You're weird.

    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

  11. #1166
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    And you're just now figuring this out?
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

  12. #1167
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    Originally posted by JonA
    You're weird.

    Congratulations! Most people have to meet me in person to figure that out.

    Winning, by the way!

  13. #1168
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    Not any more.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Seventy-eight pages long and still this is going on...




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  15. #1170
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    Yes, the silliness continues....
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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