Be a winner!

[Captain Novaes]

"Priority message from Janus, Sir"

"Onscreen"

<Ó pá, deixa-te de fricotes e passa-me o troféu, qu'esta c'mpetição está já fora de vossas mãos!>

"Sir... I don't understand! What is Janus saying? The universal translator doesn't seem to be malfunctioning. I wonder..."

"Easy, Ensign. Only very evolved lifeforms can understand that language and computers are utterly unable to decipher it. Here, let me handle the talking: Janus, vai ralando o peito daqui, antes que o barraco caia pra cima de tu, rapá! Borg sambista é o escambau, que eu vô te enfia um torpedo fotônico se o troféu não pintar aqui e agora!"

:Crew exchange glances, completely at a loss. Captain and Janus stare at each other, then viewscreen goes blank. The trophy matrerializes on the bridge"

"There. You can always trust your captain."

"Sir, you never cease to amaze me"

"I know, Number One. Sometimes I amaze even myself!"

:roll credits:

Hehehehehe! Thanks, Janus! Refreshing to use the good old mother language every once in a while, even if it is laced with colorful local colloquialisms!

[JonA]

And as you're all standing around patting each other on the back - I do a site-to-site transport on the trophy.

MINE!

[JonA]

Originally posted by Captain Novaes
(Cherub then phases through enough bulkheads to fall inside an antimatter vat)

"Oh, shi....", he says, as he disappears in a flash. The trophy safely phase out outside the vat.

Um - you automatically forfeit the trophy Captain.

Cherub is female!

You don't think a man would ever name themselves after anything so.... well cherubic.

Oh and YES I KNOW I'VE DOUBLE POSTED!

But I don't care because I have to reassert my victory on this thread since I've been absent for so long.

[Sea Tyger]

Ya gotta love that stream diversion trick.

I win!

[JonA]

No - I don't.

I just appeared and walked into a wall. Ow.

Now gimme that!


Or


Or...


I'LL UNLEASH THE HOUNDS OF LIZ.... er I mean SATAN.

SMITE SHIELD (ON/off)
SMITE SHIELD BOOSTER (ON/off)
SMITE SHIELD BOOSTER BOOSTER (ON/off).

[Sea Tyger]

Yeah, that'll last about 15 seconds.

[Captain Novaes]

Cherub -- sorry for the misunderstanding. Over my neck of woods, every Cherub portrayed in art is male and child-like!

JonA -- doubleposting is BAD! Almost as BAD as AutoSpam 2000 (TM). Therefore I win and you lose

We may now return to our current off-topic!

[JonA]

Originally posted by Captain Novaes
Cherub -- sorry for the misunderstanding. Over my neck of woods, every Cherub portrayed in art is male and child-like!

JonA -- doubleposting is BAD! Almost as BAD as AutoSpam 2000 (TM). Therefore I win and you lose

We may now return to our current off-topic!

If you met Cherub you'd understand why she picked that name (creep creep).

Doubleposting is bad. You're right. Totally.

But then I don't care because I'm still winning AND IT'S MY THREAD!!!!! You hear that Liz. MINE! Like this trophy (grab).

And you can't go off topic on this thread because there is no topic.

So - what does everyone make of the Business Exchange Rate for the Dollar hitting the $2 = £1 mark?

[Sea Tyger]

Originally posted by Captain Novaes
We may now return to our current off-topic!

Which is me....winning.

And to be honest, I would've made the same mistake as Novaes. Cherubs are traditionally depicted as child-like males. Not that the ladies on board have to identify themselves as such. You gotta love the anonymity of the net.

[JonA]

Originally posted by Sea Tyger
Which is me....winning.

And to be honest, I would've made the same mistake as Novaes. Cherubs are traditionally depicted as child-like males. Not that the ladies on board have to identify themselves as such. You gotta love the anonymity of the net.

Lets just say she's displays a lot of "cherubic" qualities.

Not sure what they actually are but she tells me she has them.

[Sea Tyger]

cherubic (adj.) A person, esp. a child, with an innocent chubby face. (Webster's II New Riverside University Dictionary, (c) 1984)

Cherubic qualities from Steve Jackson's In Nomine: Constant and Solid, Aware and Vigilant. Fanatically loyal to those they are attuned to.

[Liz Not Beth]

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poster

[JonA]

Aber nicht für sehr lang.

[Sea Tyger]

Gut mindestens halten sie es höflich.

Ich gewinne.

[JonA]

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