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    Talking

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  2. #107
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    Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
    Here in America we have "Coffee Wenches" not "Teaboys."
    We do? I must be shopping in the wrong coffee shops...

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    Originally posted by Ineti
    We do? I must be shopping in the wrong coffee shops...
    They're everywhere. They're called the Starbucks/Seattle Coffee Company minions of chaos. They're doing Dr Evil's bidding in his attempt in taking over the planet by drugging the worlds coffee supply.

    How else do you explain Liz not Beth.

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    Originally posted by JonA
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    Yeah, like that'll work.

    Oh, look, I'm winning.
    Last edited by Sea Tyger; 12-11-2003 at 01:43 PM.
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    Tut, tut. No double posting.
    "The main difference between Trekkies and Manchester United fans is that Trekkies never trashed a train carriage. So why are the Trekkies the social outcasts?"
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    Yeah Sea. No double posting.

    Pthbbbt!

    You get three warnings and then you're disqualified.



    Psst, C5. I think that should put down the rebellion
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    Double posting? I don't see a double post anywhere. I think you're Sea-ing double, C5.

    And I'm winning again.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    Oh, I don't disagree....but now I'm winning.
    Davy Jones

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    -- The Wizard of Oz

  13. #118
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    The rules apply to everyone.

    NO DOUBLE POSTING

    To all those who double posted:

    STOMP!

    And for Liz's benefit since my Stomping priviliges were hard won and I won't give them up without a fight.:

    STOMP!
    STOMP!
    STOMP!

    Mwah!

    Me winning!

    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

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    Yours,

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    Lucky I recharged my Smite, Rip, Wedgie shield doobrie thing last night. I just upgraded to Version 3.5 last week.

    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    And now for real amusment I am sending an email to the White House telling Bush England has WMDs and Oil.

    The invasion force will be there by Monday.

    Um.

    We do have WMDs. Four Trident Submarines and a Bomber Command have a nice line in Bombs. All manufactured in a nice descrete place called Summerfield outside of a town called Kidderminster. A fact no-one knows about except for everyone who lives in or near Kidderminster.

    Um.

    We have Oil. It's called the North Sea.

    Um.

    The invasion force will be here on Monday. Great. I'll put the kettle on. Who wants with and without sugar?


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