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  1. #301
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Yes it will! MUAHAHAHAH!


    >rips out JonA's spine, smashes his head and rips off all his limbs!


    THE WINNER!
    My spirit coallesces and reforms a la Dr Who.

    I return - hit Liz over the head with my hyperspanner and run off to claim temporary victory.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    ...was wearing a hard-hat, grabs wrench and makes JonA eat it.




    AND WINS AGAIN!



    Notice I said wRench not wench?
    Both would seem to apply however!

    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Yes, but Matt is a minor so keep your hands off the wench.
    Ok - you lost me there.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Just stay out of my thread while I'm gone.
    Er - who started this thread anyway?
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

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  10. #310
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    Who said they was winnin' by resistin' fertilizer?



    I win.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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  12. #312
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    And I skip in like a mad fairy on speed......
    Old Age And Treachery Will Triumph Over Youth And Skill

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    Originally posted by Setvenharis
    And I skip in like a mad fairy on speed......
    ... only to discover me, already in the winner's circle! Thanks, I'll take the wreath now!

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    You would, but, as you can see, I'm already wearing it.
    Davy Jones

    "Frightened? My dear, you are looking at a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrified."
    -- The Wizard of Oz

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    erm.......read what it says on the ribbon........it says "LOSER".
    Old Age And Treachery Will Triumph Over Youth And Skill

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