Page 28 of 246 FirstFirst ... 1826272829303878128 ... LastLast
Results 406 to 420 of 3681

Thread: Be a winner!

  1. #406
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Bewdley (Nr Birmingham), UK
    Posts
    1,530
    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    While you two boys fight over the exploding decoy trophey I'll polish the real one on my shelf and hit the "detonate" button.

    Oh look! Metal splinters in your eye! How funny!
    No chance. I wear triple reinforced glasses!

    Try again baby.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

  2. #407
    This message has been removed on request by the
    poster

  3. #408
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Bewdley (Nr Birmingham), UK
    Posts
    1,530
    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Well, your face may be safe thanks to your nerd-glasses but the third-degree burns on your hands must really hurt.
    Watch with the nerd comments - I've seen your pics.

    I win.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

  4. #409
    This message has been removed on request by the
    poster

  5. #410
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Bewdley (Nr Birmingham), UK
    Posts
    1,530
    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Yes, but those glasses make me look sexy. They make YOU look like Drew Carey.
    Ok.

    No more Mr nice JonA.

    STOMP

    Hehehehe.

    Walks past squished IBG.

    "I think this trophy is mine my dear."

    PS: Yes you're right about your glasses.

    PPS: Anyone else wonder how long before an Admin closes this thread? Any bets?
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

  6. #411
    Join Date
    Jun 2000
    Location
    Canonsburg, Pennsylvania
    Posts
    2,548
    *doesn't need flashy colors or big letters to get his point across*

    *zips in, collects trophy, thwacks everybody with the Salmon of Doubt for good measure, then bolts at Warp 13 and hides in the Dwingeloo Galaxy*

    I win.
    "It's hard being an evil genius when everybody else is so stupid" -- Quantum Crook

  7. #412
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Bewdley (Nr Birmingham), UK
    Posts
    1,530
    Originally posted by First of Two
    *doesn't need flashy colors or big letters to get his point across*

    *zips in, collects trophy, thwacks everybody with the Salmon of Doubt for good measure, then bolts at Warp 13 and hides in the Dwingeloo Galaxy*

    I win.
    Fires a matter/antimatter bomb into the galactic core of the Dwingeloo Galaxy. Waits. Picks up trophy and using my Godlike powers I hide at the Dawn of Time.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

  8. #413

    Talking WINWINWINWINWIN!

    This message has been removed on request by the
    poster

  9. #414
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Bewdley (Nr Birmingham), UK
    Posts
    1,530

    Re: WINWINWINWINWIN!

    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    The "silly" is safely contained here. Close this and it'll escape and pollute the other threads.


    ---

    You stomped my decoy.

    And that's another exploding decoy trophy.

    KABOOM



    Ouch

    I'm like Boris from Snatch though. Unkillable.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

  10. #415
    This message has been removed on request by the
    poster

  11. #416
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Bewdley (Nr Birmingham), UK
    Posts
    1,530
    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    ...and I'm an immortal goddess with powers beyond your understanding.


    --that wins always!
    Thats what you think.

    I know what you're thinking...


    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


    Coffee.

    Am I right?
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

  12. #417
    This message has been removed on request by the
    poster

  13. #418
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Bewdley (Nr Birmingham), UK
    Posts
    1,530
    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    No, I was thinking hot cider. No caffene.

    I'll resume the coffee thang after the baby is done nursing.
    Hot Cider?

    Bleugh!
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

    The Office Gremlins

  14. #419
    This message has been removed on request by the
    poster

  15. #420
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    In the Highlands of Scotland!
    Posts
    67
    Originally posted by JonA
    If you're killed, don't win.

    Methinks someone is making the rules up as they go....

    Therefore, methinks one should be stricken from the contest......

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !


    I win.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •