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  1. 01-05-2004, 02:27 PM #421
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    Originally posted by cherub
    Methinks someone is making the rules up as they go....

    Therefore, methinks one should be stricken from the contest......

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !


    I win.
    There are rules?

    (Apart from the double posting)?
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

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  2. 01-05-2004, 02:31 PM #422
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    We've secretly replaced the IBG's hot cider with cold plomeek soup. Let's see if anyone notices...

    *steals the REAL trophy, drops his Portable Hole (TM), jumps in the hole, and closes it behind him*

    PHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT!
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  3. 01-05-2004, 02:38 PM #423
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    Originally posted by First of Two
    We've secretly replaced the IBG's hot cider with cold plomeek soup. Let's see if anyone notices...

    *steals the REAL trophy, drops his Portable Hole (TM), jumps in the hole, and closes it behind him*

    PHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT!
    *Reopens hole. Fishes around for First. Grabs him. Slaps him. Steals trophy back*

    Right.

    Now I know a place where no-one is brave to obtain the trophy from.

    THE LUGGAGE!

    That wonderful trunk on his 1000 little legs eats the Trophy.

    PS: If anyone is wondering what The Luggage is and why it's so damn nasty and dangerous I suggest you hunt of Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. Read and laugh riotously.
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  4. 01-05-2004, 02:41 PM #424
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  5. 01-05-2004, 02:46 PM #425
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Jeeze, good thing I stole all those Oscars otherwise we'd be out of decoys by now.


    Whatever. The winning will now resume.
    And The Winning does resume. Just not with you.

    HA.
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  6. 01-05-2004, 02:47 PM #426
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    You can't re-open a portable hole that's been inverted, silly. Don't you watch cartoons?

    *Punts JonA into a black hole. Giggles at the relativistic effects.*

    *Switches Liz's trophies with those of The Cheat.*

    *Skips away to the Land of Milk and Honey.*

    Damn. The bouncer won't let me in.

    *Skips away to the Land of Sweet Tea and Porn DVD's*
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  8. 01-05-2004, 02:52 PM #428
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    Originally posted by First of Two
    *Skips away to the Land of Sweet Tea and Porn DVD's*
    I'll join you there!

    Liz - you coming?
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  9. 01-05-2004, 02:53 PM #429
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  10. 01-05-2004, 02:55 PM #430
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Sure, let me get my toys.
    Oi. Watch her - she's tried to sneak the trophy in with her "toys".
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  11. 01-05-2004, 02:57 PM #431
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Not sneaking.

    It's right here.

    Look but don't touch.

    Mine all mine.
    I don't want the trophy. I got some new porn for us to take into the land of Sweet Tea and Porn.

    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

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  13. 01-05-2004, 03:04 PM #433
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    Kids, kids. Settle down.

    I win.
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  14. 01-05-2004, 03:04 PM #434
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    Go for it. I dare ya.
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