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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Weeee! Watch JonA get sucked down the black hole!
    And because time can't escape a black hole and I instantly get placed back to a time when I was winning this thread.

    Like now.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Like a black-hole you are uber-dense... because I and ONLY I am winning this contest.
    I beg to differ.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Wrong again.
    Removes one of my socks and places it on the trophy.

    Now - who's brave enough to get the trophy?
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    (beams trophy out with transporter and seals it in black-hole)

    Doesn't anyone remember the fact that I stuffed the REAL trophy down my cleavage yesterday?
    *Sneaks up behind Liz and twangs her bra strap - sending the real trophy flying*
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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    Well, in the meantime I have used my mind-control/hypnosis power to force styro to remove it from there and bring it back to me.

    Check and mate.
    “Worried? I’m scared to death. But I’ll be damned if I’m going to let them change the way I live my life.” - Joseph Sisko - Paradise Lost

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    Originally posted by Ergi
    Well, in the meantime I have used my mind-control/hypnosis power to force styro to remove it from there and bring it back to me.

    Check and mate.
    Yeah right! You really think that once he's got the bloody thing he'll hand it to you.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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    At least I know how not to treat a woman.
    “Worried? I’m scared to death. But I’ll be damned if I’m going to let them change the way I live my life.” - Joseph Sisko - Paradise Lost

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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    That is assuming that Styro has a mind left to control, and I'm not wearing a bra right now. Looks like you annoyed one of my LizHadar clones. Yep. She's pissed.

    Better run!
    Transferring warp power to the deflector shield captain.
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

    Yours,

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    I just wanted to add that I have taken the liberty of removing the matress from the lower end of the stairs. He does learn, but he isn't good enough. Nice teamwork Liz! By the way, where is the trophy? Styro never showed up at my home.
    “Worried? I’m scared to death. But I’ll be damned if I’m going to let them change the way I live my life.” - Joseph Sisko - Paradise Lost

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