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  1. 01-13-2004, 01:36 PM #586
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    Originally posted by Ergi
    I just wanted to add that I have taken the liberty of removing the matress from the lower end of the stairs. He does learn, but he isn't good enough. Nice teamwork Liz! By the way, where is the trophy? Styro never showed up at my home.
    He's run off to Mars with it.

    Oh and OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

    That bloody hurt!
    We have all your working biros and we're not afraid to use them.

    Leave a box of used postit notes and a box of paperclips inside the filling cabinet and things won't get nasty.

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  2. 01-13-2004, 05:09 PM #587
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    Well, I'd have been back sooner, but was recently embroiled in a situation of some gravity.

    Fortunately, a passing Mars bound space vessel rescued me. To repay that kindness, I agreed to take that nasty trophy off their hands![*]

    [*] Space pilots occasionally suffer from delusions. Any suggestion that I am not entitled to the trophy should be disregarded.
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  3. 01-13-2004, 07:20 PM #588
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    Hmmm, well, it seems that the trophy is in need of decontamination. I'll take care of that. You can thank me later.

    *runs off with trophy*
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  4. 01-13-2004, 08:45 PM #589
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    Trophy Decontamination Crew. Move along. Nothing to see here. (Grab. Run.) I win.
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    Excuse me, that trophy is the property of the Celestial Intervention Agency. Hand it over.

    I win.
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  6. 01-13-2004, 09:30 PM #591
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    Sorry, but the Celestial Mechanics' Guild has authority over trophies in space.

    As we like to say. "Well, isn't that spatial?"

    I win.
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  7. 01-13-2004, 10:46 PM #592
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    No, it's a special anomaly.

    I win.
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  8. 01-14-2004, 08:37 AM #593
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    Lets off a special anomaly in the room....*

    And runs off with the prize as everyone passes out.



    *Okay okay - so it's base humour but it's a British trait. We do four types of humour better than any other:
    Sarcastic
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  9. 01-14-2004, 02:04 PM #594
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Fighting over yet another decoy. Silly kids.

    (polishes the real trophy) Will they ever learn? Suurrrrvay Saaaaays--- NO!
    Liz - got some bad news for you.

    Whilst you were sleeping (or at least in bed) I swapped the trophy with the decoy you fobbed off on to me. You were so distracted last night you didn't even notice.

    HA!
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    No no no, that's a decoy too. See? [presses button]

    Why do you keep stuffing that thing down your pants?! Do you like having your nads blasted off or somthing?!

    ***-fizzles-***

    Limps off muttering darkly about getting that damn IBG once and for all.

    MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Many have tried, all have failed. Bring it one, I look forward to kicking your arse some more.
    Hmmm.

    Have to be careful here otherwise you might revoke my "special" gifts.
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